hand in your mancard

Since the dawn of time, one genre of music has dominated and ruled with an iron fist

Moderators: Apollyon, BFenix

Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:24 pm

...and you did, so I therefore suggest to the court that you are an unreliable witness and your testimony should be dismissed as twaddling babble and balderdash.
Image
Image
Motherfucker!
User avatar
Warhead
Blockguy
 
Posts: 10908
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:07 pm
Location: I'm Momnipresent.

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:33 pm

Hah, I got a man card for my birthday. It's in leather and styled like an ID card.
Image
stubby wrote:omg noob, balrogs are maiars too, don't you know anything
User avatar
Keldoclock
Pooplord
 
Posts: 2749
Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:19 pm
Location: New York City

Postby aoffan23 » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:14 pm

I liked Tangled.


No, this is not me confessing, this is just a reply to Silva's post.
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.



I agree with Warhead.
User avatar
aoffan23
Pooplord
 
Posts: 3183
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:41 pm
Location: America's conjoined twin.

Postby Telcon the elf » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:20 pm

One time, first year in the play, I got a part (I was conscripted).
It was Peter from the Discoknights or friday night fever.
Last scene was a killer. :oops:
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
TROLOLO
Telcon the elf
Officer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
Location: A city on Earth.

Postby Telcon the elf » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:36 pm

Where I live, you don't join the play for being cool or chicks. You join for a love of off- key music, acting strange, or wearing makeup. Unfortunately, I didn't know about this until after I met the school's "KGB".
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
TROLOLO
Telcon the elf
Officer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
Location: A city on Earth.

Postby Cpl. Halan » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:41 pm

When dealing with the KGB, I reccommend a glock or a beretta for a sidearm. For the real work, an armalite, kalashnikov or HK works. The sig is too inaccurate and unlike the kalashinikov, it doesn't make up for it in durability.
Fire, Fire, burning bright
Burning down the house tonight


Heroism is not the ability to kick ass. It is the willingness to use this ability on any poor bastard who so much as looks at you funny.
User avatar
Cpl. Halan
Dimmy
 
Posts: 531
Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:35 pm
Location: Maryland

Postby Telcon the elf » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:46 pm

[quote="Silverdream"]Did you get sent to a political prison because the Soviet Union views the elven race as impure?[/quote]

:x No, they just think that since we're cooler than them, they can boss us around.
wait...
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
TROLOLO
Telcon the elf
Officer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
Location: A city on Earth.

Postby enders_shadow » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:02 pm

I love acting, and am in a play right now.
TROLOLO
enders_shadow
Playmobil
 
Posts: 1723
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:18 pm
Location: The logical answer would be

Postby spartan117 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:21 pm

i put glitter lip gloss on once...my sister got me to put on a dress and a wig...

i kill and eat spiders.
oh one time i was 6-7 or somthing and a scorpion stung my stomach and it almost killed me....it felt like ants where eating me from the inside...i think i whent crazy that day

the HK m4 would be my first choice for its ability to adapt and the whole piston thing is SO great.
<img src="http://oi54.tinypic.com/9vdvd4.jpg">
TROLOLO
spartan117
Cannon Fodder
 
Posts: 326
Joined: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:31 am
Location: front lines

Postby Cpl. Halan » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:39 am

spartan117 wrote:HK m4

The M4 is an Armalite, HK makes the G36 and the G3.
Fire, Fire, burning bright
Burning down the house tonight


Heroism is not the ability to kick ass. It is the willingness to use this ability on any poor bastard who so much as looks at you funny.
User avatar
Cpl. Halan
Dimmy
 
Posts: 531
Joined: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:35 pm
Location: Maryland

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:47 am

spartan117 wrote:the HK m4 would be my first choice for its ability to adapt and the whole piston thing is SO great.

Do you mean the HK-416? It's a great gun. The Special Forces wanted a better carbine, so Heckler and Koch just took a G-36 and made it look like an M4.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
User avatar
Pwnerade
Playmobil
 
Posts: 1585
Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:18 am
Location: Kent, WA

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:27 pm

I might as well do the list:

Singin' In The Rain is one of my favorite movies
I know how to apply my own makeup
I cried at the end of Toy Story 3 (BUT WHO DIDN'T?)
Image
User avatar
Cpt. Zipps
Playmobil
 
Posts: 1646
Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:01 am
Location: Mangled, inside Audrey II

Postby spartan117 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:43 pm

i meant the HK 4-16

toy story three is so good! such a great ending to a great story
<img src="http://oi54.tinypic.com/9vdvd4.jpg">
TROLOLO
spartan117
Cannon Fodder
 
Posts: 326
Joined: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:31 am
Location: front lines

Postby Ogel96 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:46 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:I might as well do the list:

Singin' In The Rain is one of my favorite movies
I know how to apply my own makeup
I cried at the end of Toy Story 3 (BUT WHO DIDN'T?)



The fact that you've been in a play accounts for one, a musical another, and The fact that you are not a soulless entity accounts for the last.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
My 550th post was "JANE-FREAKIN-GOODALL".
I called the Ghostbusters in my 600th post.
User avatar
Ogel96
Jaw-Jaw
 
Posts: 824
Joined: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:41 am
Location: Somewhere over the painbow.

Postby Telcon the elf » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:49 pm

[quote="Cpt. Zipps"]
I cried at the end of Toy Story 3 (BUT WHO DIDN'T?)[/quote]

Me. And I laughed at the end of Marley and Me.
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
TROLOLO
Telcon the elf
Officer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:55 am
Location: A city on Earth.

PreviousNext

Return to The Metal

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron