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Postby Rody » Sun May 30, 2010 5:51 pm

cultural re-education: feed him every kind of beer you can find. to teach him of the wonders of beer.
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Postby Massam » Sun May 30, 2010 7:31 pm

Or..you could set his skull on fire. If he survives, he will become as awesome as Warhead. If he dies.....no great loss.
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 30, 2010 8:33 pm

I like Arkbrik, he's not a bad lad. I'd drink beer with him or at least buy him a girly drink while I had a beer, but I 'aint taking it up the rear and I 'aint eating no Quiche or watching Torch Song Trilogy, although watching Matthew Broderick getting beaten to death was slightly funny. Where was I?.. Oh, yeah...

Unmanly item no:2

When I was 22ish I let my Rich Slutty Girlfriend pay for a holiday to Amsterdam and then dumped her a month after we got back because she was a annoying. How unmanly is that? A real man would have dumped her when they got back at the airport.
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Postby piltogg » Sun May 30, 2010 9:15 pm

well, if she had friends who you were acquainted with, such action would be highly beneficial.
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Postby Tuefish » Sun May 30, 2010 10:49 pm

Warhead, a Manly man would have dumped her ass in Amsterdam.
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Postby stubby » Sun May 30, 2010 11:00 pm

Silverdream wrote:I listen to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and *sigh* used to listen to Nickelback.

For some reason I was expecting Silverchair.
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon May 31, 2010 2:27 am

piltogg wrote:well, if she had friends who you were acquainted with


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Postby aoffan23 » Mon May 31, 2010 4:21 pm

Silverdream wrote:I listen to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and *sigh* used to listen to Nickelback.


At one point, I actually found Nickelback too hardcore for me........

I've punished myself ever since.


Also, in all honesty, I've actually gained respect for Lady Gaga, she isn't that bad either, she's better than all the other shitty music crazes these days. :roll:
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Postby Zahru II » Mon May 31, 2010 4:27 pm

Well, how crappy pop music is nowadays she makes no difference. At least she can sing, but doesn't really like to.

Oh, anyway, I adore japanese pop for a bizarre reason.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon May 31, 2010 4:27 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:I listen to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and *sigh* used to listen to Nickelback.


At one point, I actually found Nickelback too hardcore for me........

I've punished myself ever since.


Also, in all honesty, I've actually gained respect for Lady Gaga, she isn't that bad either, she's better than all the other shitty music crazes these days. :roll:


Agree'd with the exception of the Nickelback thing, I just hate them.
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon May 31, 2010 5:48 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:
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Silverdream wrote:I listen to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and *sigh* used to listen to Nickelback.


At one point, I actually found Nickelback too hardcore for me........

I've punished myself ever since.


Also, in all honesty, I've actually gained respect for Lady Gaga, she isn't that bad either, she's better than all the other shitty music crazes these days. :roll:


Agree'd with the exception of the Nickelback thing, I just hate them.


Oh nonononononono, I hate them as well. It's just that a long time ago, back in my dark days, Nickelback was too hard rock-ish for me. This is one of the worst mistakes I've ever made.


P.S. I wish Stephen Page (sp?) was still in the Barenaked Ladies, it's just not the same without him. :cry:
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 31, 2010 7:29 pm

You guys will be getting the curlers out and start doing each others nails any minuet now. :?
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Postby Rody » Mon May 31, 2010 7:53 pm

having some other guy do my nails? hell no, I do that myself, and only because it gives me a reason to stock up on acetone.

btw: if you don't have any nail polish remover, gasoline also works.(sort of)
hydrochloric acid doesn't.


and those eyelash curlers are not coming anywhere near my eyes again.
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 31, 2010 8:05 pm

Be a man, use a hammer. Black is back in.
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Postby Tuefish » Mon May 31, 2010 9:17 pm

aoffan23 wrote:If I had a million dollars, I'd get him back in.


But we would eat kraft dinners.
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