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I'm pretty sure I've just made a new page in this thread, so prepare for another eye-rape.
I have the magical power, indoctrinated to me at birth, to IGNORE the disgustingness of all the various lemonparties and bluewaffles and meatspins and other penisy monstrosites of the internet, as well as not following down potentially scarring trains of thought.