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Gentlemenliness

Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:06 pm

The art of being a dapper fellow sipping lovely tea while smoking from a pipe, eating tea and crumpets and wearing a monocle and top hat.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:13 pm

You forgot the art of taking it up the arse without a whimper. Most of these English Eaton school for boys types were bum beasting the younger squibs. Fuck the manners, just don't arse blast me Ruprecht.
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Postby stubby » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:15 pm

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT IT'S SPELLED "INDUBITABLY" BLAAAAARGLBLARGL
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Postby Tuefish » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:47 pm

hey.
The fact that real men don't take shit from anybody does not mean that they have to be bastards all of the time. That, to me, is the man's equivalent to PMS.
A true man can also be found lounging, sippin' on coffee, (Preferably of the Karsk variety.) or tea, (Preferably of the long island iced variety.) smoking pipes or cigars, (eat your heart out Freud.) and generally being totally awesome.
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Postby Rody » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:51 am

Tuefish wrote:(Preferably of the long island iced variety.)

despite there being alcohol in a long island ice tea, this drink is too girly to be associated with manliness.
in fact, most cocktails named like that are unmanly.

drink black tea instead.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:52 pm

Silverdream wrote:Men can get PMS. It's called IMS.
http://www.healthwatchcenter.com/2010/0 ... h-a-thing/

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Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:16 pm

I think it's called being a bitch.
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Postby stubby » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:52 am

Silverdream wrote:I came, I saw and I concurred.

Man, how long have you been waiting to use that one. argh

I think for gentlemanly role models we need look no further than Old Spice Guy, and alternatively to Bruce Campbell when he was also briefly an Old Spice Guy, since he tended to have the more gentlemanly wardrobe. Those guys have the bases covered for true modern gentlemanliness.
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