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Postby Rody » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:43 pm

Warhead wrote:
Rody wrote:well... then you just sing at the rare occasions where your glass is empty.


BARMAN! That be BLASPHEMY!!!

of course, that should only occur when you are too drunk to hold the glass upright.
singing comes naturally at that point.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:39 am

...Ok, but it's sort of more like Whale Song than actual words...

BLUuuuRGH-OOOooooughh-aaaAARrr-uuUUUurpt-ttTTHHHhhhrrruuUUUupt!
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Postby Warhead » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:48 am

Zahru II wrote:
Lt. Krus wrote:Ikensall, you're... what? 11? 12?


At that age, I was an everyday customer in a small pub at my place.

Of course this is middle-europe, you'll wind up being an alcoholic sooner or later.


I do recall at seven years of age being on holiday with my parents and some relatives. I would tag along with my Dad and Uncle who went to a Bar on the Sea Peer every day for the two weeks we were on holiday. There we would get beer, although mine was a weak shandy and we would eat donuts in the warm summer sun. Great days.

You're only an alcoholic if you do not eat anything, ever. At that point you might live anywhere from a day to ten years max.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:43 pm

Those were the days...
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:28 am

Arkbrik wrote:Rayhawk is lazy.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:56 pm

That's not manly... just dapper.
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Postby Rody » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:21 am

And also not at all about drinking, so FAIL.
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