MANLY TALES - GETTING DOWN WITH YOUR BADASS.

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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:16 am

I don't believe you.
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Postby Keldoclock » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:20 am

When I was very young I had an extreme fear of needles, and a very strong love of sweets. The end result was me undergoing root canal without anesthetic.

Also, I was once stabbed very hard with a very sharp pencil, and permanently have a piece of graphite lodged in my hand.
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Postby Ex-Lep » Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:05 am

Warhead wrote:This is not Twitter, details people, details.

For those people who type about a line or so. then it's more of a statement than a tale.
I can only do so much with those.
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Postby Apollyon » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:23 am

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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:34 am

I don't know if this is manly or stupid, but any way here goes:

Last night I was extremely drunk and I saw this tree in front of me so I decided to climb in it, it was the hardest climb ever. When I reached the very top of the tree I decided that I had to take a piss so I did and enjoyed the view as my urine splattered down the street. When I realized that I was up a tree taking a piss I laughed so hard that I almost fell down.
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:53 pm

Ok, that is the manliest tale in this thread so far.
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Postby ikensall » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:54 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Ok, that is the manliest tale in this thread so far.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:08 pm

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Didn't even know there was an article on The Wiki about that.
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Postby spartan117 » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:15 pm

one time i was snowbording, going down a hill and i had just figured out how to do a cool trick and was kind of geeking out about it and not really watching were i was going when i look up and im speeding right towards a ski-lift pole at like 15-20 mph i tryed to stop but i slammed into it so hard there was a loud KLANG. lot of people thought i was really hurt but i was like"no no im fine!"...about 3 hours later it felt like i broke ribs


oh and one time me and my friends where sword fighting when one guy throws this knife that had very messed up padding, so sharp PVC was showing threw, hit him right in the head, he started gushing blood pretty good but the cut was only about two inches long, but since it was right on his scalp it really shot some blood
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Postby stubby » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:46 am

Keldoclock wrote:Also, I was once stabbed very hard with a very sharp pencil, and permanently have a piece of graphite lodged in my hand.

Hey, I've got one of those too, from the year 1988. It was once in the center of my hand, but my hand grew out from underneath it and now it's drifted back to be close to the wrist.

I got stabbed with a pencil one other time a year later, but the dumbass tried to jam it into my bony chest instead of up through the soft tender abdomen like experienced pencil-stabbers do. I was already bleeding pretty bad from taking a couple good punches to the face so I just spit a mouthful of blood in his eyes, grabbed him by the back of the head while he was blinded, and bashed his face into a wall a couple times, dumb kid. Nowadays I'd probably get arrested for the blood thing, now that it's a biohazard and everyone's freaked out about AIDS transmission or whatever. But back then it was just business as usual, five minutes later I was sitting down in my next class and nothing ever came of it.
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Postby Keldoclock » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:01 am

Yeah, these days some schools even have those retarded no-self defense policies. GOD forbid you have something that could possibly be conjectured as a weapon, they'll pull the EXPULSIONHAMMER on your ass.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:59 am

The most fun thing to do in a fight to a guy is to put on a choke hold (Only attempt if you know your choke hold!) from behind and wait 4-10 second and when he passes out, release him take of his pants throw them in the water or whatever and walk away. He will wake up a minute later with a big WTF.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:35 pm

Pressure points. Combat Hapkido for the win.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:57 pm

I was grinding down some parts at my uncle's machine shop when a part flipped from my hand, knocking my left pointing finger up under the safty cover. Before I could turn the grinder off the whole pad was ground from my finger and you could see the bone. I unscrewed the safty cover and wrapped my finger in a clean shop towel. I then began to apply as much pressure as I could on the finger using my right hand.

A friend drove me to the local Emergency Room. By the time we got there the shock was wearing off and I was in some real pain. I walked up to the check in window and asked to see someone. The lady at the window looked up and saw me holding my left finger with my right hand and blew me off. She looked back to her computer and while looking at her computer put some forums on the window counter and told me I needed to fill them out before I could see someone.

So I extended both arms through the window and let go of the shop rag. Blood began to spirt all over her desk. She jumped back and then, I guess, realized I was in need of some "Emergency" care. She called out to someone while she came running out to the front. Two others joined her. The pain was real intense by that point but I would not let myself cry out. She later told me it made her worried that I was so pale and calm. I did not wait nor fill out any forums, I was in and seeing someone right away. The forums came later.

Still have the scars 20 plus years later.
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Postby Tzan » Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:17 pm

Ouch!

My cousin worked as a machinist at General Electric on a metal lathe.
He worn a leather glove. One day it got a little too close and got sucked into the spinning metal and the top two segments of his middle finger along with it. The tendon for that finger snapped in his upper arm.

So what ended up in the machine was 1 glove, 2 finger segments and over a foot of tendon. He has a stumpy finger now and works someplace else.
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