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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:22 pm

Oh yeah? Well...

My Son, Mini-Warhead got into his first real fight at school today, and won. An older bully in the school tried to push him around and when he wasn't getting anywhere he punched Mini-Warhead in the gut but the wee fell punched him right back laying him flat. I can not express my manly pride. We talked about it and he used the right fist technique and guard I taught him and didn't need to go for the face, he remembered the stuff I'd told him to do. I also told him he had done the right thing, despite what his head teacher had to say. I'll teach him how to dodge better and to punch without being seen next time, some snot nosed rat bag snitched on them.

To celebrate this manliness I'm gonna' hump his mom later, but I didn't tell him that bit.
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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:26 pm

Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!
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Postby subyrally » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:33 pm

Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


no fun there
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Postby Hoboman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:39 pm

Warhead wrote:Oh yeah? Well...

My Son, Mini-Warhead got into his first real fight at school today, and won. An older bully in the school tried to push him around and when he wasn't getting anywhere he punched Mini-Warhead in the gut but the wee fell punched him right back laying him flat. I can not express my manly pride. We talked about it and he used the right fist technique and guard I taught him and didn't need to go for the face, he remembered the stuff I'd told him to do. I also told him he had done the right thing, despite what his head teacher had to say. I'll teach him how to dodge better and to punch without being seen next time, some snot nosed rat bag snitched on them.

I drink a toast to Mini-Warhead on his return from battle.

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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:44 pm

subyrally wrote:
Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


no fun there


Well, no. Maybe mini-Warhead will beat me up on my way there.
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:45 pm

Warhead wrote:Oh yeah? Well...

My Son, Mini-Warhead got into his first real fight at school today, and won. An older bully in the school tried to push him around and when he wasn't getting anywhere he punched Mini-Warhead in the gut but the wee fell punched him right back laying him flat. I can not express my manly pride. We talked about it and he used the right fist technique and guard I taught him and didn't need to go for the face, he remembered the stuff I'd told him to do. I also told him he had done the right thing, despite what his head teacher had to say. I'll teach him how to dodge better and to punch without being seen next time, some snot nosed rat bag snitched on them.

To celebrate this manliness I'm gonna' hump his mom later, but I didn't tell him that bit.


Can't start early 'nuff to be a badass, huh :) Cheers for Mini-WH!
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Postby solvess » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:51 pm

Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!

:o don't you get those when your like 50.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:01 pm

Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:28 pm

solvess wrote:
Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!

:o don't you get those when your like 50.


Oh wow you're right. I wonder why I'm getting one at the age of 19??
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I suppose I'm just an over Achiever.



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Postby Nitewatchman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:29 pm

Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


Yikes. Drove my dad back from one yesterday...not a fun deal.
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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:35 pm

Nitewatchman wrote:
Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


Yikes. Drove my dad back from one yesterday...not a fun deal.


WHAT??
They told me there would be cake!
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Postby BFenix » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:58 pm

Warhead wrote:Oh yeah? Well...

My Son, Mini-Warhead got into his first real fight at school today, and won. An older bully in the school tried to push him around and when he wasn't getting anywhere he punched Mini-Warhead in the gut but the wee fell punched him right back laying him flat. I can not express my manly pride. We talked about it and he used the right fist technique and guard I taught him and didn't need to go for the face, he remembered the stuff I'd told him to do. I also told him he had done the right thing, despite what his head teacher had to say. I'll teach him how to dodge better and to punch without being seen next time, some snot nosed rat bag snitched on them.

To celebrate this manliness I'm gonna' hump his mom later, but I didn't tell him that bit.


Good my son, your first proof that Im trusting my empire into the right hands, but fear not the bully to live, next time, punch him to death, sand his skull and put it on top of your desk to send a message to the other lesserlings and prove you are in the right way to becoming "that dude you don't wanna fuck with".
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Postby RoC77 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:00 pm

Tzan wrote:
Nitewatchman wrote:
Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


Yikes. Drove my dad back from one yesterday...not a fun deal.


WHAT??
They told me there would be cake!


To be put in the colon?
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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:16 pm

They said: There will be caaaake.
I said: Ok count me in.

They never said where it would be put. But I expect it will get there eventually.
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Postby BFenix » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:29 pm

:!:

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