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by **pesgores** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:09 pm

No, I just wanted to know when these battle took place or if they are taking place right now.

by **IVhorseman** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:49 pm

That's not how it works, pes. This guy has a game shop, and every so often they play Brikwars. When he plays one, he usually takes a few photos to show off something awesome, and posts em a few days later.

by **pesgores** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:53 pm

Thanks for the explanation.

Why doesn't Devir do the same?

by **Nemo20k** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:12 pm

he usually takes a few photos to show off something awesome

I don't always post photos of something awesome. Sometimes I post photos of incredibly retarded things like Chief Fuxemup's Ballista Platform, or Brick Campbell's Very-Oldsmobile; and who could forget the time Saucy Wench brought a revolver to a Tek Level 3 fight? Now, that's retarded!

by **Nemo20k** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:23 am

Jaycob's Marauderz led by Captain Crockface team up with an elephant with a howdah-full-o' minis led by Sir Fuxemup Duke of Yurasse.

The elephant comes to bear on Harley's Ghettorog..

...apparently without notcing the GIANT SPIDER

The collision destroys the Ghettorog

Meanwhile, the Zom-B squad deploys.

And Brains-in-a-Jar approaches the Raiderz with dinner in mind...

...the Zom-B's wipe them clean with an exceptional damage roll...

...which opens up a firing lane for Jaycob's Orckish artilleryman with a shoulder-mounted rockit launcher (upper left)...

...which devastates the Zom-B's, but leaves a few skeletons...

...which charge Sir Fuxemup, who can't make the dice work...

And now, the head-on collision you've all been waiting for...

The elephant is destroyed, and Bioniklthulhu is summoned.

GAME OVER

Highlight: Loaded war elephant and Bioniklthulhu

by **jifel** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:34 pm

Hah, Bionithulu made me laugh.

jifel

by **lrdofbricks** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:25 pm

that is one wicked elephant

by **pesgores** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:25 pm

Oh the Brikmanity!

PS: Mr. Fuxemup...that made my day.

by **Doopliss** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:09 pm

They already had a Chief Fuxemup back in one of the earlier battles.

by **waldorfa** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:24 am

Excellent eye Doopliss. You may have noticed that Chief Fuxemup and Sir Fuxemup are in fact the same person!

Yes, after a sound defeat at the hands of Brains In A Jar, Chief Fuxemup decided to quit his band of barbarians and search for more powerful allies. Several months and a few knightings later, and he had become the Duke of Yurasse!

With a powerful new army backing him up, Sir Fuxemup returned to battle his nemesis Brains In A Jar, along with his pirate allies led by Cap'n Crokface. The pirate captain was somewhat dismayed however that his flag no longer dominated the battlefield...

Unfortunately, BiaJ died before Sir F. could get a hold of him, delaying his revenge! But fear not, the citizens of BrikWars do not stay dead long, and vengeance shall eventually be his!

by **Cokesucker69** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:50 pm

Due to the COMPLETE INCOMPETENCE of Cap'n Crocface and his pirates, I have put the entirety of my brik forces under the command of Screws With Cogs PHD. The very same orcish artillery officer that slew the nefarious Brains in a Jar, Moldy, and White Boy!

by **lrdofbricks** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:15 am

(does duobletake)
ohh thats cokesucker. i thought it siad cocksucker and i got real confused for a minute.

by **Nemo20k** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:20 am

nefarious Brains in a Jar, Moldy, and White Boy!

That's Wight Boy -as in wraith.

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