The Massacre of Raupill V
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The Massacre of Raupill V
It is a quiet day in the space colony of Raupill V.
Suddenly an invading Pantus army comes crashing through the forest!
The Raupill SpaceTroopers scramble to defend the colony, but can they stand against the tide?
The advancing Crawling Stones shoves the picknickers aside.
Raygun rays criss-cross the battlefield as the shooting starts, but nobody is hit.
As the Pantus advance continues, they hit a SpaceTrooper.
The return fire is ineffective. The Raupill Medik fails his revival attempt.
The advance of the Crawling Stones shoves all enemies into the ground, except for the Raupill Commander who stands firm.
One of the Stones destroys a supporting pillar, bringing down half the building.
The Pantlings fire at the Raupill Commander, but he parries with his beamsaber...
...and reflects the shot.
The Stones surround the Commander...
...and the lower half of his body is squashed to a red paste.
A civilian spectator is shot.
While the Medik fluffs another revival, the SpaceTrooper manage to kill a Pair of Pants.
Avenging their fallen brother, the Pants gang up on the Trooper and kick him to death.
The Medik suffers the same fate.
The Stones form a stair for the Pants Lord. What are their diabolical motives?
A frying pan.
Their mission completed, the Pantus army leaves.
The survivors watch in disbelief.
Suddenly an invading Pantus army comes crashing through the forest!
The Raupill SpaceTroopers scramble to defend the colony, but can they stand against the tide?
The advancing Crawling Stones shoves the picknickers aside.
Raygun rays criss-cross the battlefield as the shooting starts, but nobody is hit.
As the Pantus advance continues, they hit a SpaceTrooper.
The return fire is ineffective. The Raupill Medik fails his revival attempt.
The advance of the Crawling Stones shoves all enemies into the ground, except for the Raupill Commander who stands firm.
One of the Stones destroys a supporting pillar, bringing down half the building.
The Pantlings fire at the Raupill Commander, but he parries with his beamsaber...
...and reflects the shot.
The Stones surround the Commander...
...and the lower half of his body is squashed to a red paste.
A civilian spectator is shot.
While the Medik fluffs another revival, the SpaceTrooper manage to kill a Pair of Pants.
Avenging their fallen brother, the Pants gang up on the Trooper and kick him to death.
The Medik suffers the same fate.
The Stones form a stair for the Pants Lord. What are their diabolical motives?
A frying pan.
Their mission completed, the Pantus army leaves.
The survivors watch in disbelief.
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This is exactly what pantus are all about.
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Outstanding. Makes me wonder what lengths Pantus will go for bacon.
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It's a historical re-enactment.Eleven years ago, Rayhawk wrote:The point of most Pantus battles are unclear to non-Pantlings. Not interested in mundane objectives like conquering new lands or destroying enemies, their goals are uncanny and strange. The Massacre of Raupill V came to an abrupt end when the Pantus forces found the frying pan they were looking for.
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