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Still looking for that cult

Postby Strana » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:25 pm

Following a Vol 'we have loot signal' and still in pursuite of thier cult the Hodgepodgians made planet fall on BTC-D1334/rncdfg. the Vol were there raiding the remains of a Blacktron City. The stranians where there for thier cult.

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the stranians and the Vol charge up the field at each other

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a drop pod comes crashing down deploying alien mercenaries squidmen led by an insectoid, they are quickly silenced by the Vol

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fighting mecha and Wobbly bob take the open field against teh Vol snipers

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the vol after the loss of thier drones decide to take the fight direclty to the stranians hopping aboard thier skiff they plow into the stranian troops some are unluckily squashed

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fearing the Vol infantry the heavy firsupport mecha fires a missile barrage upon the Vol felling most

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assassins stand ready to leap into the frey after running quite aways

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suffering a mishap with the ammo feed one vol is blown to smitherines by his own backfire leaving only a hand

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next the stranians mow down the rest of the Vol heavy troops squad, and gut the charging forces (namely a warpig and a scout)

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the Vol heavy acquisition squad move up the field the Vols remaining hope pinned upon them

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the Vol expression for the battles had that day

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an elite trooper of the stranians fires upon the skiff mush to his dismay he is caught in the blast wake, setting off his remaining store of weapons, some 4 Mk III missiles, needless to say not much survived on the battle field.

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the strana van and Wobbly bobs right leg are detroyed in the blast only Salmogand the Comander of all Hodgepodgian forces remains, standing along side the fully functional lightfoot mecha

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saying and important quotes

Unprotected warp cores are a No-NO

A anti tank trooper should never fire at something when he will be in the blast radius


The cult is a LIE!!!!!!
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Postby AdrianTheGeek » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:30 pm

I have nearly overdosed on the epic-ness of this battle.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:42 pm

Ffffffuuuuuu, this is great!

Also, problem solved, war over. You can haz my cult...

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On second thoughts, fight you for him.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:19 pm

nice battle,... closeups?
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Re: Still looking for that cult

Postby Dr. Vlad » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:27 pm

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Look at that guys gun! :o Top right....stormie with four (five?) flickfire missiles on ONE gun :shock:
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:39 pm

its about firepower, lots of it
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Postby Dr. Vlad » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:43 pm

No wonder Strana always wins! He just packs everything full of explosives :?
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Re: Still looking for that cult

Postby Strana » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:39 pm

Strana wrote:
A anti tank trooper should never fire at something when he will be in the blast radius


yeah and having all those missiles also killed most of my men, actually on average i have 1 antitank person per 30 men, vehicles however on average mount at least 2 or more missiles, average payload is MK III or MK IV. wobbly bob had 2 missile pods each holding 8 MK II missiles.the strana van had 4 grenades, the light foot mecha had o missiles, 1 mk III 1 mk IV missile, 2 mk III missiles and the last had 2 mk IV missiles and 2 mk III missiles. its alot of fire power and thier primarily built as one shot anti tank vehicles.
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Re: Still looking for that cult

Postby Strana » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:46 pm

Dr. Vlad wrote:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/42484063@N07/4129395650/" title="DSCN3160 by gummybearlegsoff, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2513/4129395650_c3af0df8e6.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="DSCN3160"></a>
Look at that guys gun! :o Top right....stormie with four (five?) flickfire missiles on ONE gun :shock:


actually fully loaded it has 6 MK III missiles i didnt want to run out of ammo

and im not the only uber gunned person, the Vol machine pistol can deal out 3d6 damage per trooper per turn, or less shots for more accuracy the difference is range. my normal troops will be cut to sitherines by the Vol, heck I've had light tanks get killed from massed infantry fire.

stat line for basic troops is
skill: 1d6
movement:4"
armor: 5
cp: 4
basically i trade a point of movement for a point of armor. theres a reason i have so many transports

and the Vol will be upgrading thier armor to a +3 rather than the +2 they had for the games
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:52 pm

Warhead wrote:Ffffffuuuuuu, this is great!

Also, problem solved, war over. You can haz my cult...

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On second thoughts, fight you for him.


Is this even your cult? Although it is on your photobucket, why is it under Brikwars? Even if you do abuse your cult by using it as a brikwars unit, why put it under your Brikwars folder?
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Postby Natalya » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Seeing Strana's victories everywhere I am slightly disheartened about going into battle on the 21st, but I'm formulating some plans.
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Postby Dr. Vlad » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:22 pm

oes it involve putting two ft wide booties on your AC so you can just stomp on everything? :P
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Postby Warhead » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:59 pm

I think it's more likely to be a kick between the legs prior to the game starting. Let the Wookie win! :D
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