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Is this a good idea?

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Dr. X
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Post by Dr. X » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:00 pm

FRIKIN AWESOME CRAZYHORSE! WOO!!
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Post by pesgores » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:11 pm

Do it and then take pictures.
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Post by spacessj » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 am

501stCadians wrote:
spacessj wrote:
ahp77 wrote:that is not the brikwars way

*pulls katana of instant n00b destruction out*
*slices off 501st cadians head*

"always use melee weapons unless your enemies are annoying you"
nice. this goes in my sig.

My rogue army is completely peach free, but there are some in my arch nemesis's (is this correct?)army
So go kick his ass!
My elites are training right now 8)
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Post by 501stCadians » Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:31 am

Topic= Deader than a megablock around me....
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Post by ahp77 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:39 am

GAA! The peachies R making slave plantations everywhere!!! Half my legos enslaved!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by HVNSNT SOLDIER » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:58 am

I'm sending in the White Inquisition, boyz! Time to kick some peachy ass! Free ahp777, free the Netherlands, FOR THE HOLY ONE! CHAAAARGE!

Whoo got a little carried away there... :lol:
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Post by Tarren » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:14 pm

The blacktron troops have stealthily landed inside enemy lines! The Allied Avenger comes in from no--where and bombs the hell out of th epeaches, causing massive damage!
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Post by pesgores » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:14 pm

HVNSNT SOLDIER wrote:I'm sending in the White Inquisition, boyz! Time to kick some peachy ass! Free ahp777, free the Netherlands, FOR THE HOLY ONE! CHAAAARGE!

Whoo got a little carried away there... :lol:
That "holy one" is the ▲, right? If it isn't, i shall send you Solid Snake to kick your ass. Think of him as the Inquisitor for none-▲'s.
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Post by HVNSNT SOLDIER » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:06 pm

Nein, presgores, nein. It is not part of the triangles (you know whut im talkin about, GOD). Solid snake probably would kick my Inquisitional troopers asses (because hes snake, nuff said), even if he is old, but I still would put up a good fight. And when all my men are either dead, wounded, or in retreat/fallback I would strife bomb the place and/or nuke it to kingdom come.

The White Inquisition storms the plantations and eliminates all peach threats. Join me aph777 and together we can expunge this peach menace from the planet (and netherlands)!
When cities burn and armies turn to flee in diseray
The weak ones cry "tis best to fly and fight another day!"
But true heroes know deep in their marrow when they die and fall,
"Tis better to have faught and lost, than to have never faught at all!"

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Post by Jaye Tea » Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:33 pm

ok so this peach war thing is cool. I'm thinking of havin' one, but I got's to know are you guys serial. I CAN SELL THAT PIECE "O" @#!#@ WATTO FIG I HAVE FOR $60$????
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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:00 pm

The hyper-sonic Peach army has landed on the Mars mining colony! They drove the defense army away and set up in the colony. An attack has failed, and all the yellows have been driven off Mars.

EPIC PHAIL.

(I demand a rematch!)

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Post by Greenkey15 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:31 pm

Where is signups? Those peachie's asses must be kicked! What about the totally molded Jack Stone firemen? I have at least fifty million of them! I slaughter them anyways... The White Marines would be happy to help in this campaign however. We in the UT always get attacked by peaches and box zombies (those random plastic-eating minifigs from my lego boxes) anyways! My megabloc-wielding penguin will be happy to disentegrate those peachy wretches :twisted:

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Post by Greenkey15 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:45 pm

The threat is spreading throughout LEGOdom. If we do not crush it, we will choke and die. It will steal our women and children. It will destroy our very livelyhood. As we speak RoC77 is teaching it warfare techniques. He probably has recruited thousands by now. They may or may not join forces with the LULfigs (Light Up Lightsaberfigs), Wattos, Jaw-Jaws, and Mega Bloks. He may send them in vast numbers, but we will win. We cannot allow our livelyhood to be destroyed by these fruit-colored monstrosities. He is teaching them to call the good ol' yellow figs "lemons" for propoganda purposes. I will be honest, we face certain death by ignoring them, or probable death by fighting. We can hide in special usergroup forums, or build bunkers, but they will find us and dig us out. This is the greatest threat we have ever known. We must hold the line. We held the line from LULfigs. We held the line from POOP dragons. We hold the line from the dimmies time and time again. We CAN hold the line from horribly discoloured tortured souls! For the Deadly Spaceman! For the missing Almighty Benny, who has obviously been captured by peaches*! For Victory! We CAN and WILL win! Charge**!!!

*this is a lie

** As it may be hard to charge in an internet-based forum, just attack the friggin peaches! (we have free cookies for all who charge)

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Post by razgriz 25th inf. » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:03 pm

in that case, i'm freaking CHARGING!!!!!!!!! FOR THE FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!! FOR THE DEATH OF THE HORRUBLY UGLY PEACHES!!!!!!!

....wait, we formed a peace treaty with the peaches. if i pretend to charge do i still get the cookies?
Holy shit, I'm still here?

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Post by warman45 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:25 am

here just in! my small army has been fighting a small megablox army for a long time but last battle something different happened. the peaches had disguised themself in cheap megablox armour! we'll i geuss cheap armour is better than no armour. my cavalry will try and hold the LINE!
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