Blasted Hulls

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Blasted Hulls

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:10 pm

OOC: My phone refuses to focus at points.

On board H.M.S. Galloway, the Yellow Sector

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Captain Roderick: Are ye sure it's wise to go after Ludendorff right away? Ye've never even fought in a battle before.

Lord Haig: Does it look like I've got a twat between me legs? Like I'm a woman? Trust me, I'm a man.

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The fleets. Britannian on the left (HMS Galloway is the one with the really big gun) and Bavarian on the left (featuring two white Fynnish warships).

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First turn movement.

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A British gunboat decimates it's Bavarian counterpart.

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The two fighters lasblast a Bavarian bomber.

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A Fynnish Warship bites the dust, as thousands of minifigs die, more than all of Zahru's battles combined.

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The Bavarian counterattack is decisive however, and thousands more crew die.

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A fighter is killed by debris.

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The gunboat is destroyed by a bomber.

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The Bavarian Capital Ship gives a broadside.

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Killing thousands more. :`(

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The Alis, a cruiser developed in co-operation with the Assyrian Star Empire proves it has superior shield tek.

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The Bismarck and the lead fighter fail to shoot down the Britannian fighters.

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The main gun manages to damage a Britannian ship.

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Firing the Welsh Hammer

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The Bismarck manages to hold on because of her shields. In any other case the ship would have been completely annhilated.

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Debris manages to kill one Bavarian fighter and two Britannian fighters.

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A Fynnish ship is lightly scratched by a Britannian gun.

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And it's shields do the rest.

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The Bismarck is crippled beyond relief, her engines are destroyed along with the heavy weapons and the command bridge.

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Another Bavarian Pilot falls.

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The Alis launches a torpedo after failing to fire it's main gun.

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Ramming speed.

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Ramming is effective.

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The crew of the Bismarck create movement with a reverse gravity well directed at the back of the ship.

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Which leaves the heroic crew in fiery death.

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A Britannian shuttle is shot down.

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Never underestimate high skill rolls.

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Even if you're using ASE tek.

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The HMS latches on to the Capital ship with an explosive harpoon.

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One of the few remaining Britannian ships fires projectile weapons at the Wald's main gun.

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Success!

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A group of Britannians board the Wald.

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Lord Haig: Alright, time for a kamikaze.

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Captain Roderick: But I onlay gat tae fire the main gun once, and I never gat tae engage the Wald and

Lord Haig: Shhh

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Lord Haig: Have my apple.

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Captain Roderick: Alright men, BLURRY SPEED!!

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Lord Haig teleports out of the ship so he can get knighted.

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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Re: Blasted Hulls

Postby Silverdream » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:25 am

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Helda: The helmets! Finally!

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Ernst: Only two?

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*PFKOO*

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*ACTIVATE PROTOCOL #3027*

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*pfk*

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*HULL REPAIRED, REPLACE FLOORBOARDS IMMEDIATELY*

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Tjaden: Damnit!

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*PLAKOOM* *RUMBLE*

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Tjaden: Is anyone out there? I'm currently locked onto a wall.
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Re: Blasted Hulls

Postby Zupponn » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:05 am

Silverdream wrote:OOC: My phone refuses to focus at points.

:protip: Get a camera.

A little backstory would have helped, but the battle was pretty good nonetheless.
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