The Beginning of the End
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:42 am
Hospital 555...
Voice:Awake... my son. Go out and conquer.
Unidentified Voice: Wha...? AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH.
ProtoFig: He is awake. He speaks.
Deadly SpaceMan: Where am I? Who am I?
Voice:I have brought you to Hospital 555. You are the original Deadly SpaceMan.
Deadly SpaceMan: Huh. Yeah, thats right. Why am I lying here? *looks around* New walls, new flooring.They must have upgraded.
Voice:Through my limitless love for war, I have recreated you from the scraps your body was in, because only you can defeat the limitless enemies occupying my Universe.
Deadly SpaceMan: Who are you...?
Voice:
Deadly SpaceMan: Tell me now, or I'll rip you to shreds. This isn't funny.
Voice:Too bad. Stop asking questions.
Deadly SpaceMan: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, YOU SONOFA-
*The Universe shakes, the ProtoFigs moan, terrified*
Voice:Uh uh uh.... If you want to survive, don't insult me like that.
Deadly SpaceMan: ... Fine. Just... tell me what you want. Hurry up so I can get back to conquering the universe.
Voice:How can you be so clueless. You are Aibel. Leader of the Deadly SpaceMen. I have revived you, placed you in Hospital 555. This is a new beginning. The Beginning of the End.
Deadly SpaceMan: Quit talking so riddley like.
Voice:I AM THE DREAD PIRATE TWO-BY-TWO. I CREATED YOU, AND GAVE YOU LIFE. BOW DOWN AND ACKNOWLEDGE ME, BEFORE I KILL THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE.
Deadly SpaceMan: Go die in a black hole.
*The silence shakes the Universe. The ProtoFigs hold their breath(like they always do).*
Dread Pirate Two-By-Two:Shut up. This isn't turning out how I hoped it would turn out. Anyway, look. There's the universe, go conquer it. Revive the SpaceMan Empire. Go find your children. Get the artifacts back. Overthrow those pretenders. PREPARE THE UNIVERSE FOR RAGNABLOK! (A year late.)
Farewell. Live long and conquer.
Deadly SpaceMan: Wait! Tell me more!
Dread Pirate Two-By-Two: Read up on the wiki.
Voice:Awake... my son. Go out and conquer.
Unidentified Voice: Wha...? AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH.
ProtoFig: He is awake. He speaks.
Deadly SpaceMan: Where am I? Who am I?
Voice:I have brought you to Hospital 555. You are the original Deadly SpaceMan.
Deadly SpaceMan: Huh. Yeah, thats right. Why am I lying here? *looks around* New walls, new flooring.They must have upgraded.
Voice:Through my limitless love for war, I have recreated you from the scraps your body was in, because only you can defeat the limitless enemies occupying my Universe.
Deadly SpaceMan: Who are you...?
Voice:
Deadly SpaceMan: Tell me now, or I'll rip you to shreds. This isn't funny.
Voice:Too bad. Stop asking questions.
Deadly SpaceMan: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, YOU SONOFA-
*The Universe shakes, the ProtoFigs moan, terrified*
Voice:Uh uh uh.... If you want to survive, don't insult me like that.
Deadly SpaceMan: ... Fine. Just... tell me what you want. Hurry up so I can get back to conquering the universe.
Voice:How can you be so clueless. You are Aibel. Leader of the Deadly SpaceMen. I have revived you, placed you in Hospital 555. This is a new beginning. The Beginning of the End.
Deadly SpaceMan: Quit talking so riddley like.
Voice:I AM THE DREAD PIRATE TWO-BY-TWO. I CREATED YOU, AND GAVE YOU LIFE. BOW DOWN AND ACKNOWLEDGE ME, BEFORE I KILL THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE.
Deadly SpaceMan: Go die in a black hole.
*The silence shakes the Universe. The ProtoFigs hold their breath(like they always do).*
Dread Pirate Two-By-Two:Shut up. This isn't turning out how I hoped it would turn out. Anyway, look. There's the universe, go conquer it. Revive the SpaceMan Empire. Go find your children. Get the artifacts back. Overthrow those pretenders. PREPARE THE UNIVERSE FOR RAGNABLOK! (A year late.)
Farewell. Live long and conquer.
Deadly SpaceMan: Wait! Tell me more!
Dread Pirate Two-By-Two: Read up on the wiki.