Dream of Revenge

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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby mercury19 » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:23 pm

Yeah, behave like a mensch.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:47 pm

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Kaiser Klaus: Amelie, your brother is inside of me.

Prinzessin Amelie: :wtc:

Kaiser Klaus: You see Amelie, Junior has always been a prodigy when it comes to magic. After turning his soul into a physical form, he's been able to split his consciousness into different pieces of his soul gem. The problem is that his consciousness is much weaker this way. Imagine having your entire form being controlled by your focus, and then imagine focusing your form at multiple places at once. After being shot and burned to death, and having the soul gem he carried destroyed, Klaus Jr. had to do exactly this.

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Kaiser Klaus: Junior left a part of his soul gem in my armour, so he could assist me in combat.

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Kaiser Klaus: Here is your brother. The biggest piece of soul gem other than this is his throne. It was stolen during the wedding.

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Prinzessin Amelie: I accept this mission. Klaus Jr. will be returned soon.

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The gem shifted, and elongated itself into a blade.

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Kaiser Klaus: Before you go, know this: Junior is a vital part of Bavaria's defense plan.

Prinzessin Amelie: I don't see how he'll be vital. Useful yes, but wouldn't it be impossible for him to summon angels in this state?

Kaiser Klaus: Yes, but I've arranged something else for Junior.

Prinzessin Amelie: Does it have anything to do with the Evangelion blueprints we've stolen?

Kaiser Klaus: I won't say any more, in case you are tortured for information. But we must both make haste, for war is on the horizon.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Theblackdog » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:46 pm

Silverdream wrote:Prinzessin Amelie: I accept this mission. Klaus Jr. will be returned soon.

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The gem shifted, and elongated itself into a blade.


So Klaus Jr. elongates when Amelie touches him. Good to know.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:41 am

Don't forget that he was inside of his father.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:29 pm

It is now a requirement that I get screen time in every soap opera silva. Failure to comply will result in irregular bowel movements.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:59 pm

That can easily be done. You are a quantum surfer, so it's possible for you to be at multiple places at once.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:27 pm

Silverdream wrote:That can easily be done. You are a quantum surfer, so it's possible for you to be at multiple places at once.

amazing, now let's play where's waldo only I'm overwatch and not waldo
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:32 pm

Yellow Cheese Bar, Misca, Unaffiliated Systems

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Sackhead: Listen Jacket, I get why you don't want to talk. It's intimidating, it's mysterious, it keeps you anonymous. However, as your employer I have to tell you that communication is the most important job skill there is. It's okay to answer back to people, especially if they're someone like a waiter.

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Alien Mobster: Boss, we got a problem outside.

Sackhead: What is it? I'm trying to communicate here.

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Alien Mobster: It's the Bavarian Princess, and she demands to see you.

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Sackhead: Let her in, she's probably angry about her brother.

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Alien Mobster: Alright, you can come in.

Prinzessin Amelie: Good, I wouldn't have to raze the place before I got my answers.

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Sackhead: Hello, Prinzessin. It is an honour to have you with us.

Prinzessin Amelie: Thank you, Sackhead. You were one of the people who killed my brother, Prinz Klaus Jr. von Bavaria correct?

Sackhead: Correct. Have you come here to avenge him?

Prinzessin Amelie: No, Sackhead. I have come here for answers. If you co-operate, you and your men shall be spared.

Sackhead: I will co-operate, but I would not be threatening to spill blood in here. Look around Amelie, do you recognize the place?

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Prinzessin Amelie thought for a moment, where had she seen yellow walls? In the fables, when her mother would read to her, she remembered a story about hundreds of yellow castles lost to history.

Prinzessin Amelie: Are you implying that this is one of the many Yellow Castles? That's interesting, but I fail to see the relevance.

Sackhead: Do you know a man called Boris the Blade? There was blood spilled in a small town, near one of the lost yellow castles, and he was the only survivor.

Prinzessin Amelie: You mean the bearer of the shovel? You may know too much for your own good. Now tell me, did you or any of your mafiosos steal a golden throne from my brother's ship?

Sackhead: No, but I have a good idea who did. A small time gang of orphans who call themselves "the crimson chins".

Prinzessin Amelie: Wunderbar. I will be back if I have any more questions, but thank you for your co-operation.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Soldaats, achtung!
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:27 pm

Sackhead new best character. Also where is my secret hidden cameo this is the worst game of where's waldo I have ever played!!!
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:30 pm

One per soap, not one per scene.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Apr 04, 2014 8:44 pm

Silverdream wrote:One per soap, not one per scene.

welp I guess it's time to get rid of you
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:58 pm

CRIMSON CHIN MAGIC CASTLE, UNKNOWN WORLD

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Prinzessin Amelie: Alright, I want all heavy guns to blow down those walls, and both squads will move in to capture any of the crimson chins. Try to take them alive for information, but be wary of them.

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Bavarian Soldier: Did they just shoot a cannon at the Gustav?

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Prinzessin Amelie: FEUER FREI!

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The Gustav's main cannon rips apart the badly built wall easily, trapping an orphan under rubble.

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Guncars fire directly at the eyesore with all they have.

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Child dressed as pirate:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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The soldiers quickly storm the place without any resistance.

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The crimson chins are easily rounded up at gunpoint. It seems that none of them are armed.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Alright children, you will co-operate and answer my questions, or else you will be burned, shot and crushed under this tank's treads. In exchange, I promise to find you either foster homes or bring you to your relatives. Do you accept?

Crimson Chins: yeah i guess.

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Bavarian Private: Mein Prinzessin, we've found it.

Prinzessin Amelie: Excellent.

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The blade adjusts itself and connects to the chair.

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The chair's foundation falls away as all the gold parts come together.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Brother, welcome back.

A trembling, hissing noise comes out of a small mouth.

Prinz Klaus Jr.: Rev......enge......

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A gun and two spears sprout out of the prince as he heads towards the kids.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Stop. I promised the safety of these children.

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: You dare hold a gun against your own brother? I do not have the patience to deal with you today, kleine Schwester.

Prinzessin Amelie: You're out of line, Junior. I'm also your older sister.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Ack!

Prinz Klaus Jr.: As if I could care.

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: Stand back up again. Don't tell me you're down after such a weak blast.

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Prinzessin Amelie drops her purple SMG.

Prinz Klaus Jr.: Giving up so easily? That's not what I want to see from the Polemarch.

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Amelie raises an ancient gun of holy wood and blessed iron.

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The shot rips through Klaus easily and forces him to the ground.

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Prinzessin Amelie: You are not immortal, you are not invulnerable, and you are not as important to the war effort as I am. I outrank you both in family and in the military, and if you ever disobey me again I will end you. That goes for anyone else under my command as well.

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: Very well Amelie, I apologize for what I have done. I was full of anger after having my body destroyed and my entire consciousness living in a hidden rock for days. That is no excuse for how I acted, and I will try not to let my emotions get the best of me.

Prinzessin Amelie: All is forgiven. We all have moments when we need to calm down. Here, let me help you up.

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: Thank you, Polemarch.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby stubby » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:25 am

It's like some kind of golden nightmare
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Theblackdog » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:02 am

That transformation sequence was all kinds of awesome.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:35 pm

SMS Dornenkrone, Uncharted Space

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Corporal Goldstein: Good news, ve haff found Silvadream. He is on a B-Planet viss oxygen atmosphere. Ve are also getting transmission from ze Mandalorians, offering an alliance against ze NATO.

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Kaiser Klaus: Excellent. I accept the alliance. Lets have Von Klaus' team go on to the surface. We'll throw some men at them before my main force will go into the kill.

Corporal Goldstein: Yes, my Kaiser.

Silvadreamtopia, Uncharted Space

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Silvadream: kewl guys i founds it

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Byron DeSilvadream: This is your weapon? It's just a bunch of gray bricks. To be honest I like the simple aesthetic, but you can't tell me that this is your "god-machine".

Silvadream: Oh but it do. silvadream-machine, activate. Password: hunter2.

SILVADREAM MACHINE: 4CC3PT3D

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Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: Greetings Silvadreams, and overwatch. My force of jews and I have come to kill you and stop you from whatever you're doing.

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Silvadream: yo guys are totes stupied if u think u cn bust down here bust a nut an get going. this is our party n u r nt E-VITED.

Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: :wtc: Anyways, we're here to avenge the German soldiers you killed and get Prinz Junior's phylactery back.

Byron DeSilvadream: Ah, but I am avenging all the innocents who were killed in Pendragon.

Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: Byron DeSilva? What happened to the purple and gold armour?

Byron DeSilvadream: I have now become a full Silvadream.

Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: I don't understand that, but I'll beat it out of you later.

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