
Joey Meatballs goes for the point-blank execution, and critfails on damage.

The Don attempts to replace his hands with the pirates. While he does remove them from the still-living pirate, that's about as much as he did with his feet. Maybe that medic will help.
45th Union

Cheeto Gets revived, with some amputations.

The Sniper shoots at something and misses.

The Gladiator fires everything at the diplomat.

The damage is ridiculous( Overskill and critical sucesses, yo), and the diplomat is reduced to a single hitpoint.

Which it then loses when the gladiator runs it over.

The rest of the guys move up behind. The mechanic is proactive and builds a buggy.
United Systems Alliance

The Ambassador goes for the kamikaze!

The omega Shard gets redshirted clear of the APC, but everyone else, including the crew of the death car, is killed

The medic gives the don new hands. The last pirate is executed. people on the roof miss shots.

These guys try to kill the tank pilot, but fail.

The only real combat success the USA has is this guy, who kills the last berzerker.
COPS

They put their heads together, and banhammer themselves.
Imperial Marines

One commando squad mounts the wall, while the launcher fires on the Minuteman.

KABOOM! Minuteman Down!
ENDGAME

Airdrop Reinforcements!


"Jesus Fuck we're being overrun!"

"The Starport is lost. I repeat, the starport is lost!"

"Immortals win again!"
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Score:

You know, since the attackers were supposed to "win", I intended to keep score to se who did better. However, the defenders only evacuated 13 out of ~40 civilians, so I'll hand it to the ATTACKING TEAM.
Anyways, great game, and I hope you had as much fun playing as I did hosting.
Story continued here.
lol j/k
