All's Fair in Love and War

[cleanupcrew]

Silvadream: it’s good good good that we’re enjoying nature out like this. everything is funner when we’re together. especially now that we’re a couple.
Overwatch: We are?
Silvadream: omg remember when u thought i was dead after we beat vami and then u cried and i got better and we made out and


Overwatch: I was just pranking you. You know our fight with Vami proved that I love you and that I enjoy being with you. Especially when we played fire tennis on some guy’s lawn today.
Silvadream: ur right the power of love is stronger then everything, even the friendship zone and the pwnies.


Silvadream: Overwatch?
Overwatch: Yeah?


The pair looked into each other’s eyes and leaned closer towards each other.


Before the two lovers’ lips met, the loud screams of engines caught their attention and churned the surrounding air.


The mysterious craft landed with a gentle thud.


Silvadream: i want to knwo wat rude asshole interrupted our moment.


???: Is that so? Such a long period has expired since one dared to address me in such an impudent manner.

[Vami IV]

Simply beautiful, Colette.

[BFenix]

I actually kinda dig the shuttle.

[lordintype]

I actually kinda dig the shuttle.

Same here.

[Zahru II]

I can't wait to see where this is heading, dohoho

[cleanupcrew]

Overwatch: What the hell are you doing here, Colette? I thought you didn’t pay attention to rogues like us and just focused on your studies and organizing the brikverse.
Colette: By matter of course I underscore my duties to academia and the BrikVerse. Nonetheless, you and Silvadream have committed a heinous crime which I cannot allow to stand. However, since I’m a civilized quantumsurfer, I thought I’d broach the issue over tea and cake.


Colette: Silvadream and Overwatch, by the power vested in me as Owner of the Czat and the Moderator of the Newblands, I command you to cease and desist all romantic relations.


Silvadream: NEVAR!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!! OUR TWU WUV IS STRONGER THEN ANYTHING IN THE HOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IT EVEN BREAKS THE LAWS OF FIZZICS.
Overwatch: Angel boi, calm down. Colette’s not like the others...


Silvadream: I WILL PWN ALL WHO STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY TWU WUV OVERWATCH.


Silvadream: WTF
Colette: Do you understand the pitiful nature of the BrikVerse? Its grotesque inconsistencies, its unsightly illogic? The efficacy of this thing which you call an “anal disruptor” is merely a figment of your imagination. Its mechanism does not conform with the laws of physics, and thus it will have no effect on me.


Silvadream: Uh oh!
Colette: Even Quantumsurfers are a pitiful stain upon Minkowski space. One day, even the mightiest of gods will be made to bend their knee to the laws of physics.


Silvadream: Oof! That hurtz!
Colette: And then the day shall come when I iterate on Gentzen’s proof of the consistency of mathematics using transfini—


Overwatch: I won’t allow you to fuck with my husbando any longer.


Colette: So, has the love narcotic poisoned your mind too? You always struck me as a delinquent, but I never imagined you’d fall this far. If you continue to stand in my way and obstruct the elimination of sex and romance from the BrikVerse...
Overwatch: Bring it on.
Colette: Very well then. Physical altercation is so distasteful, but I am left with no alternative.

[Theblackdog]

The Silvaspeak came out really well.



If Colette is the only quantumsurfer who obeys the laws of physics, how is he able to grab a figment of silvadream's imagination and throw him through the air with it?

[motorhead fan]

That shuttle! OH MY GOD!!! it is magnificient

[The Shadowscythe]

Colette is channeling Silverdream.

I don't know how I feel about this. Proud, aroused, disgusted, or all three at the same time.

I need to lie down for a while.

[Silverdream]

This is awesome. Even though you're releasing this slowly, the quality makes it worth it.

[Overwatch_Elite]

trap colette confirmed canon now

[Zahru II]

trap colette confirmed canon now

Haha, I'm down with that.

[Zupponn]

Now I want the rest of the forum in the soap opera...

Or have Warhead get accidentally teleported in and then he gets pissed and boots Colette off the screen.

[Scratch]

"You've been a very bad magical girl, now you need a spanking."

[cleanupcrew]

Now I want the rest of the forum in the soap opera...

Or have Warhead get accidentally teleported in and then he gets pissed and boots Colette off the screen.

I'm down for a Fort Admin Round II.

@shuttle people: I've posted it before.

@Overwatch: QS!colette is intended to be a girl, like QS!overwatch.