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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:08 pm
SILLY BLUE NERDZ FINK THEY SPESHEL CUZ DEY GOT SOME FANCY BOOKZ.
BUT DA BROOTALZ CAN READ TOO.
most ov us.
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:24 pm
Can I please have a sig in the next part?
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:46 pm
Continued from BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE NINJA_VERSE
THE FOUR RUMS UNDER SIEGE! GENERAL BLUEGUY LEADS THE UNIFIED ARMIES OF THE BRIKVERSE AGAINST THEIR OMNIPOTENT FOES, THE QUANTUMSURFERS! WIELDING THE MAGNIFICENT BRIKWARS RULEBOOK, FORMED FROM THE POWERFUL RAGNABOOKS, BLUEGUY'S ASSAULT IS MINIFIGKIND'S ONLY HOPE AGAINST THE IMPENDING DOOM OF RAGNABLOK! BUT THE FOUR RUMS IS A LARGE VENUE, AND NOT EVERY QUANTUMSURFER IS YET AWARE OF THE THREAT...
AnnoyedZebra: *tank noises*
Archduke: Zee! Thank goodness I found you!
Zee: hm? do i know you?
Archduke: What? It's me, Archduke! You know, Space Austria? Weeb? Look, I captured these scales of justice from one of the four horsemen! We're under attack, and I came to rescue you!
Green: Okay, I'm back, hope I didn't miss anything
Archduke: Zee! Who is this?
Zee: uhh this is green... his Shinji is mari and he likes my tanks uwu
Archduke: I was only gone for a bit! How did this happen?
Zee: we're just playing tanks! uwu
Bragallot: What are you randos doing down here? Playing Tanks or something? Don't you know there's a celestial war going on upstairs? Get offa yer butts, grab some weapons and join the fight, dammit!
26 days to Ragnablok...
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:51 pm
An accurate depiction of Zee.
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:18 pm
It's getting lit up in here
(also, nice design for the scales.)
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:01 am
Jeez, now everyone’s getting involved. Maybe I should do something...
Also, I must agree. A most accurate description of zee.
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:27 pm
its like the super smash bros of brikwars. EVERYONE IS HERE
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:39 am
Bragallot and Natalya stand on the parapets at the Four Rums. Bragallot observes the armies of Blueguy approaching.
Brag: Alert the defenses. Those fuckers are finally coming for us.
Natalya: Look, this is ridiculous. Those are minifigures and we're fucking Quantumsurfers, with literally unlimited power. There's no way they can win this.
Brag: Things are changing. This is Ragnablok. I'd rather be safe than sorry.
Natalya: Get Falk. Their leader is Luchardskoan, right? This is his problem.
Falk is dragged up to the parapets.
Brag: Falk, we need you to go talk down General Blueguy. He's your creation, control him.
Natalya pushes Falk into the Beige.
Natalya: Get going!
Falk: I didn't create Blueguy! That was that fucker Ninja_bait.
Brag: Where the hell is that guy anyway? Look, just make the Luchardskoans stand down and the rest of them will go home.
Falk starts walking toward the armies.
Brag turns to Natalya.
Brag: Do you really think this will work?
A nuclear explosion goes off behind them.
Natalya: No, I just thought it would be funny to see a Quantumsurfer get murdered. Call up all the others and let's banhammer this guy to kingdom come.
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:44 am
Stubby cleans a mess in the Four Rums.
A strange apparition sneaks up on him.
Stubby: Ah! Who the h-e-double-hockey-sticks are you, ya motherfucker?
Tzan: Stubby, it is I, Tzan. See, you can tell by the shovel! I am ascending to a new form, but first I came down to inform you that there's going to be a huge mess in the upstairs mens' room. Someone left their doujinshi up there.
Stubby: Damn it, people ought to keep their anime tiddies to themselves.
Stubby runs off.
Overwatch peeks out of the trash can.
OW: Tzan! Help me! I don't want to die here!
Tzan: What do you think I'm here for? Fly free, baby bird!
Overwatch flies off, cackling.
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:51 am
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:06 pm
lol what is even happening i love it
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:41 pm
QuantumSurfer shenanigans are always welcome.
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:39 pm
This is great
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 3:51 pm
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:14 pm
The nuclear explosion is great.