"Come on men, they're almost here! Get through!'
"Meet us at the... rende... zvoues... point..."
A small group of people amass over the hill.
"Here it is", says a man you shall soon know as commander blue eye.
"Its really THAT small!? I thought i'd be able to fit starships through it"
"Why'd you hire us again?" says the bleak company assassin squad general
"QUICK SHUT THE A-GATE" says one of the hooded crusader troops.
"Yes sir!"
*Beep*
"Suck it up, you ain't ever getting us again!"
Out of the blue, a small tentacle appears in the portal, gradually getting bigger.
"Huh? What the f-"
Suddenly the tentacle lashes out at the scout, knocking him back.
"̸̣͈̞͉̯̈́̌͐͛͗͗̍̀̚͡Ỹ̧̛̠̩̠̘͇͇̌͐͛́͢O̹̝͎̗̹̦̾̀̎̏̚ͅU̵̧͇͇̮̘̩̾͒͗̂̅̕̚͠ F͖̠̟̻̱̙̞́̀̇̇̀̕̚͢O̧̝͔̯̻͔͒̓̐̕͘Ǫ̷͕̲̺̮̪͇̓̀́̌́̀̒̚͘͘Ļ̷̜̲̤̜̩̜͇͑̀͂̂͒̍Ṡ̵̢̡͎͈͉̗̠̜̐͐́͘͜͜.̨̝̙͕̲̻̅͑̍́̉ͅ Y̠̹̙̘̏̒̈́̌̕̕͟͞Ǫ̴͎̤̣͗̂͗̌̉́̏̽͜Ư̢̡̠̦̞̙̻͗́͆͐̚͡ T̢̰͖̼̳̖̰̘̦͆͊̑̂͋̈́̐̓̌͂͢H̭̗͕͉̟̠̼̙͐̅̍͛̒͟͠O̷̜͙̣͖͙͇̠͂̄̐̈́͗͆̀́̓͆͢Ų̛͔͖̗̮͇̰̱͔̂͌̅͐͌͢͝Ğ̹̟͇̤̖̮͙́͊̋̐͘͘̕͟Ḧ̨̛̫̜̻̭̮̲͚̗̔͐̿́͗̆͂Ţ̧̤̠͚̰̐̄̄̂̍̐̌̈́͡ Y̧͙̮̻̼̬̪̤͍͛̇̾̐͊͡Ȍ̧̫̝̹̮͉̫̫̈́͂͋̄̽̚͘Ư̡̖̟͙̺̝͇͒̌̂͂͜͟ Ć̢̛̗̣͕̻͕̱̄̔́̊͒͠Ȯ̘̱̮̝͓̲͊̓̊͋͘ͅŲ̶̛̭͔̺͇̗͙͂̃̃̌͞L̷̨͖̰̗͉̹̳̎͊̀̉̾̉͢D̷̞̮̫̻̗̆̉̎̆͂͗͒͌̌͑ S̺̹̩͍͉̲̦̺̽̀͂̆̅T̴̖̦͎̞̖͇̺̀͗̑̀̆̀̓O̶̼͎͇̖͎̬̔̽̀͊̕P̸̧͚̬͇̗̲̓̎̀̌͌͗̒͊̊ Ứ̴̧͍̺̼͇̦̜͇͑͛̎̊͝Ś͖̭͓̽̾̀̐́͋͢͟>̧̨̥̖̰̙̲̺͆̔͋͑͑̌̂̿̅͜"̸̧̤̬̘͈̖̀͆̾̀͠͡
"Shit, Stormtide! DESTROY THAT FUCKIN' DOOR!"
"DON'T DESTROY IT! Imagine the secrets it could hide!"
"Ah. It seems our employers are having a bit of a fight. Why don't we just kill both of them?"
CLASH OF THE PLANS HAS BEGUN!
I'll post the thread for the battle in a little bit.
