[Prussian Sector] Diplomacy Breaks Down

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Postby Bragallot » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:49 pm

Cheers Piltogg, it's already been put to good use 8)
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:48 pm

piltogg wrote:ah, a fellow Nation of Aryans.


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Nope, just kidding, that wasn't an actual Prussian soldier ;) (he didn't even have a mic!)
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Postby piltogg » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:04 pm

Vielen gluck meinen herr. Unser Kraft ist grosser gemacht.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:48 pm

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Silent-sigfig wrote: :dog:

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Postby Ham701 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:46 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:deutschbag
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stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

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Postby BFenix » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:01 pm

Ham701 wrote:
Silent-sigfig wrote:deutschbag
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:51 am

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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:07 am

Hmm, I hope you just mean Piltogg because my guys are in no way Nahtzees :)
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:25 am

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One minuet it's all spiky helmets, schnapps and strudel and the next thing it's monocles and manic laughter, diabolical weapons of war and dragging people off to be gassed.
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Postby Ham701 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:45 am

Fact: The Imperial Army had many Jews in it, and many of the veterans of WWI were killed in by snotzees despite having valiantly served their country.
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Postby piltogg » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:43 am

fact: WW1 many Jews thought of the germans as their liberators from the evil(ish) Russians.

Other Fact: The only real reason WWII germans hated jews is because of the politicians using them as a scapegoat. Thus only the exceedingly idiotic ones hated jews.

Point: Nazi-ism is not equal to anti-semitism, and contrary to what you may have been lead to believe, the nazis did things other than just the holocaust, and even within the holocaust, they killed other people besides the jews, and even further than that, they were not the only nation to ever take genocide out on a date.

Other fact: the Allies used propaganda too. Don't forget it.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:55 am

Nooo! Why must it lead to this? :( Next stubby is going to come up with some smart-ass remarks, just wait.
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Postby piltogg » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:03 pm

Thats the best part of any thread though..... so it's a good thing.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:35 pm

Hmm, true. But you always have to read through a lot of shit before you get to that point :lol:
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:25 pm

Fakt: Any internetink discussionism inevitably turnez to the irrefutable presence of zoez Naziez.

This phenomenonink is only kountered by one known zhing- Boobies.
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