I need helpful advice.

[Zupponn]

So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Scribonius]

So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I can't believe I'm answering this, but:

That would depend. What have you eaten recently? Large amounts of food that is blue, purple, or yellow can make your crap turn green, as your body cannot process the artificial dyes involved in the food creation. That said, if you haven't eaten anything out of the norm for you, might be time to see a doctor. Probably something you ate though.

[Zupponn]

What made you think I even pooped? I was just curious.

[Scribonius]

What made you think I even pooped? I was just curious.

I fell right into that joke, didn't I? Teach me to read between the lines. Well, the answer still stands, only replace what "you" ate with "whatever whoever ate".

[Zupponn]

Don't worry, I'm just testing out my new favorite forum.

[Natalya]

That was a decent troll. 7/10

[Zahru II]

Don't worry, I'm just testing out my new favorite forum.

I'm pretty sure this subforum will be solid gold soon enough

BTW (in the spirit of the topic title) If you chop your leg off and eat it (the whole thing, no throwaways) how much you would weigh before you have to go to the toilet?

[IVhorseman]

One time, I woke up super late and tried to make breakfast, but hadn't finished by the time my friends showed up for a 21st birthday party for the girl. I threw the half-cooked remnants in the fridge, got into their car, and went to a hard-rock cafe for a burger. Shit was sweet. Either way, that ended up being the ONLY thing I ate that day before getting really really drunk. Apparently we got pizza, and apparently I was very very drunk and belligerent. Ah the times of being able-bodied. The next morning, I went home and got ready for work. Before I went, I had to poop.

And that shit turned out green as brocolli. Don't know if it was the massive burger or my drunken stomach bile, but either way... GREEN.

[Arkbrik]

BTW (in the spirit of the topic title) If you chop your leg off and eat it (the whole thing, no throwaways) how much you would weigh before you have to go to the toilet?

Slightly less than before you chopped the leg off, due to bleeding.

[mercury19]

So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Idk. But I do know it means you at a making you a cannibal.

[Tzan]

If you eat something green like lettuce and it travels through your body faster than normal, it doesn't get a chance to digest and change color. So it comes out greenish.

Happened to me once, and oh look, you can look that green shit up on google.

[Ham701]

If you eat something green like lettuce and it travels through your body faster than normal, it doesn't get a chance to digest and change color. So it comes out greenish.

Happened to me once, and oh look, you can look that green shit up on google.

Your green shit is on Google? You must be proud.

[Tzan]

I am.
I brought it into my doctors office and he was like OMG! this is awesomesauce!
Then he took a picture of it with the two of us looking at it with pride.
Google liked it so much they PAID us $4.00!
We split the money.
I spent mine on a book about how Gandhi won WWII.
The doctor blew his on candy.

[Nitewatchman]

I learned that this one English king had a disease that made his pee purple. This disease would also make him prone to fits of sexual rage, where he would pretty much snuggle any women around.

[Natalya]

I learned that this one English king had a disease that made his pee purple. This disease would also make him prone to fits of sexual rage, where he would pretty much snuggle any women around.

What a dick.