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Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:03 pm

So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Postby Scribonius » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:41 pm

Zupponn wrote:So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?


I can't believe I'm answering this, but:

That would depend. What have you eaten recently? Large amounts of food that is blue, purple, or yellow can make your crap turn green, as your body cannot process the artificial dyes involved in the food creation. That said, if you haven't eaten anything out of the norm for you, might be time to see a doctor. Probably something you ate though.
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:45 pm

What made you think I even pooped? I was just curious.
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Postby Scribonius » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:06 pm

Zupponn wrote:What made you think I even pooped? I was just curious.


I fell right into that joke, didn't I? Teach me to read between the lines. Well, the answer still stands, only replace what "you" ate with "whatever whoever ate".
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:13 pm

Don't worry, I'm just testing out my new favorite forum. :D
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Postby Natalya » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:38 am

That was a decent troll. 7/10
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:38 am

Zupponn wrote:Don't worry, I'm just testing out my new favorite forum. :D


I'm pretty sure this subforum will be solid gold soon enough :D

BTW (in the spirit of the topic title) If you chop your leg off and eat it (the whole thing, no throwaways) how much you would weigh before you have to go to the toilet?
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:34 am

One time, I woke up super late and tried to make breakfast, but hadn't finished by the time my friends showed up for a 21st birthday party for the girl. I threw the half-cooked remnants in the fridge, got into their car, and went to a hard-rock cafe for a burger. Shit was sweet. Either way, that ended up being the ONLY thing I ate that day before getting really really drunk. Apparently we got pizza, and apparently I was very very drunk and belligerent. Ah the times of being able-bodied. The next morning, I went home and got ready for work. Before I went, I had to poop.

And that shit turned out green as brocolli. Don't know if it was the massive burger or my drunken stomach bile, but either way... GREEN.
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:55 am

Zahru II wrote:BTW (in the spirit of the topic title) If you chop your leg off and eat it (the whole thing, no throwaways) how much you would weigh before you have to go to the toilet?

Slightly less than before you chopped the leg off, due to bleeding.
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Postby mercury19 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:46 am

Zupponn wrote:So, when you poop and it's green, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Idk. But I do know it means you at a :troll: making you a cannibal.
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Postby Tzan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:07 pm

If you eat something green like lettuce and it travels through your body faster than normal, it doesn't get a chance to digest and change color. So it comes out greenish.

Happened to me once, and oh look, you can look that green shit up on google.
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Postby Ham701 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:03 pm

Tzan wrote:If you eat something green like lettuce and it travels through your body faster than normal, it doesn't get a chance to digest and change color. So it comes out greenish.

Happened to me once, and oh look, you can look that green shit up on google.


Your green shit is on Google? You must be proud.
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Postby Tzan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:23 pm

I am.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:40 pm

I learned that this one English king had a disease that made his pee purple. This disease would also make him prone to fits of sexual rage, where he would pretty much snuggle any women around.
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Postby Natalya » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:58 pm

Nitewatchman wrote:I learned that this one English king had a disease that made his pee purple. This disease would also make him prone to fits of sexual rage, where he would pretty much snuggle any women around.
What a dick.
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