Help. I have a problem.

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Help. I have a problem.

Postby muffinman42 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:31 pm

It's very bad and any advice would be helpful.

Thank you.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Colette » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:44 pm

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, so that means it must continue to have positive benefits even after the problem's been solved, which is good right?
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby stubby » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:41 pm

Consider making a spreadsheet.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:02 pm

If you build it, they will come.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Silverdream » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:19 pm

Use the power of the six.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:20 pm

Use violence.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby lorbaat » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:28 pm

I'm pretty sure "when in doubt, whip it out" applies here.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby stubby » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:08 am

lorbaat wrote:I'm pretty sure "when in doubt, whip it out" applies here.

Wait, I want to change my answer to this one.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:33 am

All problems can be solved as long as you duct tape, a crowbar, and enough rum to make you forget that you fucked up.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:47 am

mgb519 wrote:All problems can be solved as long as you duct tape, a crowbar, and enough rum to make you forget that you fucked up.


Damnit, that was my advice, why did you have to post it while I was duck taped to the ceiling with a crowbar . . .

And why is all my rum gone?!
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:29 am

...because you drank it all?
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:02 pm

muffinman42 wrote:It's very bad and any advice would be helpful.

Thank you.


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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:25 pm

Just stop fucking touching it! You're gonna get an infection.
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby mgb519 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:31 pm

mgb519 wrote:...because you drank it all?

Which begs the question, "How the hell do you run out of rum?" That's poor judgement if you have little enough to ever run out. As poor as if...
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Re: Help. I have a problem.

Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:33 pm

mgb519 wrote:
mgb519 wrote:...because you drank it all?

Which begs the question, "How the hell do you run out of rum?" That's poor judgement if you have little enough to ever run out. As poor as if...


... you got so drunk on rum you forgot to buy more.
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