Fookin' Mac problems

[Silverdream]

A MacBook seems to be broken, as it beeps and has a black screen.

[lorbaat]

You should turn this into a haiku.

A catastrophe!
MacBook, it seems, is broken.
Only beeps, black screen.

[Silverdream]

Goddamnit MacBook!
I needed you for homework,
Alas, you are dead.

[Natalya]

Total Shit MacBook
Crap-puter made by Apple
Fucking heresy



This thread is the best thread.

[Tzan]

[mgb519]

I haven't a clue
This thread, it confuses me
Why use a macbook?

[mgb519]

There once was a boy named silver,
Or a girl, but I cannot remember
But there was a one time
When his mac went and died
Proof that apple, too, makes shit computers

[Natalya]

I have no idea
This thread, it confuses me
Why use a macbook?

5-7-5 not 6-7-5

[mgb519]

Stupid "idea" feeling like 2 syllables but actually being 3. Fixed it.

[Ben-Jammin]

I just realized some of these could be used as sub's for the Skyrim theme's main chorus.

[IVhorseman]

Ha you got a mac
Shiny buttons, hipster cred
Now it doesn't work

[Silverdream]

It works fine today,
No beeping noise or black screen.
Nothing wrong at all.

[Natalya]

Ha you got a mac
Shiny buttons, hipster cred
Now it doesn't work

[lorbaat]

Transient problems
Leave swiftly as they come.
Ghost in the machine.

[mgb519]

one two three
four five six seven
eight nine ten

3-5-3 is valid too, I think. I forget where I heard that, though, and I'm probably wrong.