Rules (Optional)

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Rules (Optional)

Postby dilanski » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:43 am

I go Brikwars celibate for all of a few months, get back and someone has put me in charge of something (I'm guessing our resident Goderator Natalya, and only because I've never incurred the wrath of the banhammer launching space-mech she lives in). Anyway it seems odd not to lay down rules, but personally I've never enjoyed rules, so seeing this is the 'advice' sub-sub forum, look at these as more guiding principles.

6) Any question goes (more or less), reagrdless of intellectual level
7) Don't expect useful answers to any questions you post
8) Really no one does give two golden shits about your problems
9) Grammar is optional but appreciated, prose in threads is classy
10) Normal forum rules still apply, this isn't thunderdumb
11) This is the internet. All bets are off
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby stubby » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:04 am

dilanski wrote:I go Brikwars celibate for all of a few months, get back and someone has put me in charge of something

I was trying to think of someone known for good advice, but it was self-defeating - anyone who gives good advice would advise themselves to never come here in the first place.

But I do know someone who has a good role model.

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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby Silverdream » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:02 am

dilanski wrote:fat 17 something year olds dressed up at conventions as characters from a TV show for little girls and frankly it's embarrassing to have you here


I thought we were bros. Apparently you're a fan of vapid generalizations. I myself happen to be unhealthily underweight, so you can be silly sometime else.

I suggest that all us bronises post our Pwniy problems in the PONIY THREAD
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby dilanski » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:26 pm

Silverdream wrote:
dilanski wrote:fat 17 something year olds dressed up at conventions as characters from a TV show for little girls and frankly it's embarrassing to have you here


I thought we were bros. Apparently you're a fan of vapid generalizations. I myself happen to be unhealthily underweight, so you can be silly sometime else.

I suggest that all us bronises post our Pwniy problems in the PONIY THREAD


I'm going to give an olive branch, 'pwniy' material is allowed, if that is what it takes to get this place active.
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:03 pm

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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:24 pm

waitwaitwait. You WANT this place to be active?


Really?
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby dilanski » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:49 pm

IVhorseman wrote:waitwaitwait. You WANT this place to be active?


Really?


Too heavy handed in effectively telling half the forum to get lost, rather than increase the quality/humor of the conversation I killed it all together before it began, D- Grade moderation right there. So I'll let the people most likely to cause drama in, let it fester, help out with genuine questions and hopefully in 2-3 months time this place will be 60% helpful threads and 40% shitposts and trolls, the optimum stoichioforumetric ratio.
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:20 pm

He's using a lot of long words. Are we sure we want him as a mod?
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:29 pm

If this forum becomes anything more than 1% helpful advice vs. 99% trolls, you'll be a God.

If you're handing out grades for yourself, you're taking it waaaaay too srs.
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby Scratch » Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:30 pm

You like short words? Make me mod.
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Re: Rules (Optional)

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:38 am

Scratch wrote:You like short words? Make me mod.


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