How to take a girl out as friends

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:21 pm

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:05 pm

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:11 am

Natalya wrote:Over time the byproducts of metabolism will slowly destroy your body from the inside. You best use it before you lose it.

Actually, aging is a defense mechanism against cancer!

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Anyways, Mike has the right idea- do things for cool people, expect nothing in return. If you do things for uncool people they will start to expect it from you.

Also: I don't lead people on because being led on is shitty, but my morals apply only to me(a key feature of my personal philosophy is that I am the sole entity of free will and all of you are soulless robots who exist only to bring me amusement.)
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:56 pm

Going on a first date tonight, got all dressed up, wish me luck, she's pretty cute.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:04 pm

Natalya wrote:Going on a first date tonight, got all dressed up, wish me luck, she's pretty cute.


Good luck yon maiden, may you score panties hard.

Along these lines reading this thread made me realise two (and perhaps more) things.

1 - as a 26 year old married man, in all the things i have done i have never been on what would be classified as a "date".

2 g Mike is more right than most of you will know (my wife is 33, reread what he said, work out the rest).

The perhaps other things - i have no idea what i classify as by the conventions above i apparently don't follow, something to do with Milfs? Cougars? Iunno?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:05 pm

I saw this awesome Ted talk that took note of all the baseball euphamisms that get used for sexytimes. You know, scoring, getting to bases, pitching/catching, and all that jazz. Unfortunately, unintentionaly that ends up putting a lot of competition where it really doesn't belong. Baseball has a winner and a loser, but in sex if only one person wins someone ends up having a shitty time. it also reinforces shame onto those who don't score.

Obviously we need a better metaphor, and that metaphor is pizza.

Everybody likes pizza. While there's only one way to play baseball, there's all kinds of crazy toppings and shit for pizza. It's pretty hard to find out who the person was that won at pizza, unless you consider everyone a winner, because fuck yeah pizza.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:50 am

I did not score panties hard, but she thought I was pretty, and she took me and made out with me, and it was awesomeeeeee!!
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Ham701 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:58 am

I wish I was a lesbian.

Then I could make out with women.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby BrickSyd » Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:09 am

Ham701 wrote:I wish I was a lesbian.

Then I could make out with women.


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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:29 am

Ham701 wrote:I wish I was a lesbian.

Then I could make out with women.


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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:15 pm

There is a video about that.


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