How to take a girl out as friends

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:45 pm

Well put.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:10 am

Silverdream wrote:-Because you are in like with her but she's not in like with you but you still want to hang out with her in "just friends" situations because you really like her and you're also trying to make her like you even though she's trying to be nice but you don't get that

This needs to be immortalized somewhere for all to see.

Also, Natty, I have suspicions that you're a little afraid of guys and tend to avoid them as a result. Or, if guys really do just bore you, then you need to find different guys that don't bore you.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:45 am

I get scared and bored by guys.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Colette » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:16 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Silverdream wrote:-Because you are in like with her but she's not in like with you but you still want to hang out with her in "just friends" situations because you really like her and you're also trying to make her like you even though she's trying to be nice but you don't get that

This needs to be immortalized somewhere for all to see.

Also, Natty, I have suspicions that you're a little afraid of guys and tend to avoid them as a result. Or, if guys really do just bore you, then you need to find different guys that don't bore you.

Damn silva is a good psychologist.

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby lorbaat » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:17 pm

I've always found that the best way to take anyone out is with a silenced sniper rifle.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:12 pm

lorbaat wrote:I've always found that the best way to take anyone out is with a silenced sniper rifle.

Looks like we have a :winrar:
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:46 pm

Can a thread be won twice?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby IVhorseman » Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:18 am

Why not? Winners all around.

But seriously, just treat it like any normal encounter with any normal person. If you're treating it different cause it's "her," you're doin it wrong. Then, if/when she gets suspicious and thinks it's a date, be all "what would possibly give you that impression?" and act like it was her idea in the first place.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:15 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Silverdream wrote:-Because you are in like with her but she's not in like with you but you still want to hang out with her in "just friends" situations because you really like her and you're also trying to make her like you even though she's trying to be nice but you don't get that

This needs to be immortalized somewhere for all to see.

Also, Natty, I have suspicions that you're a little afraid of guys and tend to avoid them as a result. Or, if guys really do just bore you, then you need to find different guys that don't bore you.


Well, they bore me, but I am also scared of them. Sometimes they hit on me and I don't notice (because I never expect them to) and then I end up in a really awkward situation where I may have sent mixed signals which they thought was "Yes" when really I had no idea what was going through their mind and suddenly I find myself slapping their hand off my ass and being all like wat the fak and shit.

Sometimes I do get it right though and I do notice their intent, in which case I milk it for all its worth and I basically mind control them and have them do shit for me like buying me clothes or food or whatever even though I don't actually like them and would never do anything sexy with them. It's the best. Men do whatever I want them to and I don't even like them or give them anything in return, except my presence of course, I think that's worth something because of how incredibly awesome I am.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:56 pm

Natalya wrote:

Sometimes I do get it right though and I do notice their intent, in which case I milk it for all its worth and I basically mind control them and have them do shit for me like buying me clothes or food or whatever even though I don't actually like them and would never do anything sexy with them. It's the best. Men do whatever I want them to and I don't even like them or give them anything in return, except my presence of course, I think that's worth something because of how incredibly awesome I am.



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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:55 pm

I think someone may be a bit full of themselves...
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby stubby » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:03 pm

Kalvinator wrote:I think someone may be a bit full of themselves...

Yeah, but who can blame me?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:11 pm

Kalvinator wrote:I think someone may be a bit full of themselves...


Correct you are.

Silverdream wrote:
Natalya wrote:

Sometimes I do get it right though and I do notice their intent, in which case I milk it for all its worth and I basically mind control them and have them do shit for me like buying me clothes or food or whatever even though I don't actually like them and would never do anything sexy with them. It's the best. Men do whatever I want them to and I don't even like them or give them anything in return, except my presence of course, I think that's worth something because of how incredibly awesome I am.



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I didn't actually say anything untrue. That post was not a troll post.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby stubby » Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:40 am

Natalya wrote:I didn't actually say anything untrue. That post was not a troll post.

I often make troll posts that are completely true; that's the best kind. But I don't think the :troll: was in reference to the post. It was in reference to how you choose to use your powers.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:17 am

Natalya wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
Natalya wrote:Sometimes I do get it right though and I do notice their intent, in which case I milk it for all its worth and I basically mind control them and have them do shit for me like buying me clothes or food or whatever even though I don't actually like them and would never do anything sexy with them. It's the best. Men do whatever I want them to and I don't even like them or give them anything in return, except my presence of course, I think that's worth something because of how incredibly awesome I am.



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I didn't actually say anything untrue. That post was not a troll post.


Of course it's a troll post, what kind of man would want a tall girl?

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