How do I get cults to like me?

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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:43 pm

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Only if they're assholes about it, and tell you having faith is wrong and stupid. Just being an atheist is fine though.


I have a PHD in atheism, I can confirm that religion is for massive idiots.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:55 pm

But yeah same for me sam. Most of my friends are athiests as well, and were being dicks about it for a while when they were in their lelelelele reddit iz best phase, but now their cool about it.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Tzan » Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:03 pm

I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:22 pm

Tzan wrote:I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
I don't try to convert people unless they are asking me to. I don't like people who say having a religion means I'm an idiot. That simple.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:19 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
I don't try to convert people unless they are asking me to. I don't like people who say having a religion means I'm an idiot. That simple.

I mean, Howard Hughes used to be the richest man in the world. But you don't honestly think he got there by his shitty planes or his family's tool company, or his crap movies do you?

No.

He collected his urine in bottles and he putrefied it to create the philosopher's stone. He was an alchemist.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Tzan » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:32 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
I don't try to convert people unless they are asking me to. I don't like people who say having a religion means I'm an idiot. That simple.


I wuz just like totally agreeing with you.

Uhm... So you have actually tried to convert someone after they asked you to?


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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:53 pm

Tzan wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
I don't try to convert people unless they are asking me to. I don't like people who say having a religion means I'm an idiot. That simple.


I wuz just like totally agreeing with you.

Uhm... So you have actually tried to convert someone after they asked you to?


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No bodies asked me, but with dumbfuckery being converted means you own a bible, that simple.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby stubby » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:05 pm

Proverbs, 9:8: "Haters gonna hate."
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Bragallot » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:53 pm

If a person asks you to be converted, doesn't that mean he already shares your point of view? :phil:
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:58 pm

Well yes, but he wouldn't be baptized...but I don't know how sam could as you have to a leader of the church to do that...unless it's an emergency...
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:07 pm

Kalvinator wrote:Well yes, but he wouldn't be baptized...but I don't know how sam could as you have to a leader of the church to do that...unless it's an emergency...
It depends on how anal your church is. I was never baptized. Mormons do, but they also have to marry 15 woman, put all their blood into a goblet, and then drink the blood up their ass, but I guess that's what happens when you're in a cult.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Natalya » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:08 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Kalvinator wrote:Well yes, but he wouldn't be baptized...but I don't know how sam could as you have to a leader of the church to do that...unless it's an emergency...
It depends on how anal your church is. I was never baptized. Mormons do, but they also have to marry 15 woman, put all their blood into a goblet, and then drink the blood up their ass, but I guess that's what happens when you're in a cult.


Their methods of alchemy are flawed. The blood needs to be reduced first and combined with the menstrumm to form the substrate that can be used to produce the elixir of life.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:09 am

samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'm ok with people who like, like things that I don't like.
But I don't like people who are all like "youz gotz to like my thing that you don't like!" that's like totally lame.
I don't try to convert people unless they are asking me to. I don't like people who say having a religion means I'm an idiot. That simple.


I wuz just like totally agreeing with you.

Uhm... So you have actually tried to convert someone after they asked you to?


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No bodies asked me, but with dumbfuckery being converted means you own a bible, that simple.


I was always told that it was simply putting faith in Jesus Christ as the savior.

Also I have to agree with your statement samuelzz10. I've only tried to convert someone if they began asking me about it. I've only led one other person to Christ before.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:48 pm

Tzan wrote:Uhm... So you have actually tried to convert someone after they asked you to?


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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Bragallot » Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:30 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:It depends on how anal your church is.


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