How do I get cults to like me?

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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:31 am

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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:36 pm

I always thought this part was badass.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
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Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby stubby » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:16 pm

Arkbrik wrote:I always thought this part was badass.

This is bullshit, how can you link those two lines and leave out the next line where he poops himself:

Judges 3:22 wrote:And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed on the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and his bowels discharged.

I can't tell if the original language was more specific about whose bowels discharged, but I like to think that Ehud was so impressed by his awesome stabwork that he pooped his own pants.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:23 pm

The poop part isn't in the Swedish bible... the translators left it out? Heresy!
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby lorbaat » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:56 am

For a book that's supposed to be the infallible Word of God, there's a lot of shady translating.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby C4. » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:17 pm

lorbaat wrote:For a book that's supposed to be the infallible Word of God, there's a lot of shady translating.


Well, yeah. If there only was one version of God's will humanity might unite and create world peace, and that is against the plan - it even says so in the Bible.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Kalvinator » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:28 pm

Well...it's just plain logic that there will never be world peace. As long as there are two people in the world, someone will want another person dead, it's just human nature.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Natalya » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:14 pm

The solution of salt peter and ash of the ram's horn is powerful enough to protect those who are willing.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:42 am

This shit's better than Thunderdumb. You hear me? Better.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby aoffan23 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:44 pm

Holy shit, I just found out "cult" was a word filter, and that this isn't a thread about Silva wanting to join a cult.
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Re: How do I get cults to like me?

Postby Tzan » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:46 pm

It got filtered because of this thread.
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