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Re: No idea what to do

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:29 am

dilanski wrote:My dad has spent years mentally conditioning me to believe that if I so much as have a whiff of cannabis, my brain will explode. He was surprisingly nonchalant when I asked about Acid.


Well it would make sence that your dad would be the one to advocate tripping one's balls off.

After all, acid is a man's drug.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Zupponn » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:44 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:After all, acid is a man's drug.

But only when it's battery acid.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:38 pm

Sorry ima afraid that is a not a safe for human consumption
We get it, brikguy hates the NSA.

But I deleted your sig for being large and fucking obnoxious.

Deal with it.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:47 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:Sorry ima afraid that is a not a safe for human consumption


That's what we told Warhead about your mother.

He still ate her out anyway.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:08 pm

Why do you only know "your mom" jokes 0/10 :?
We get it, brikguy hates the NSA.

But I deleted your sig for being large and fucking obnoxious.

Deal with it.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Zupponn » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:19 pm

Oh, he "knows" your mom alright. :warhead:
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:10 pm

you're mom iz a 0/10, would not bang again
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:53 am

IVhorseman wrote:you're mom iz a 0/10, would not bang again


What gets me is how you went there in the first place, especially after warhead turned her into a walking cumbucket.

Those aren't the whites in her eyes any more, shake her about a bit and you can see the cum sloshing around inside, that Bitch be full.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Silverdream » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:00 am

Yeah man, after they ran a train even I was too disgusted to touch her. I just remember her smile and her sweaty skin caked with semen. That shit hardens.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Brikguy0410 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:06 am

What I was implying was that he is really bad at insulting people, like all brain-cancer ridden scythians
We get it, brikguy hates the NSA.

But I deleted your sig for being large and fucking obnoxious.

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Re: No idea what to do

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:42 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:What I was implying was that he is really bad at insulting people, like all brain-cancer ridden scythians


As an Overwatch alt, you have somehow achieved the impossible in being even less funny than he is - and he is about as funny as kicking a clown in the dick.

Enjoy your ban, for not reading the most noblest tale.

http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/The+Most ... adowsycthe
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:15 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:as funny as kicking a clown in the dick.

I don't think we can really know exactly how funny this is until we've done a lot more research. Let's get the BrikWars research team on the job.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:26 pm

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Pretty funny if that clown is a juggalo I guess.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:31 pm

All right. new research strategy. I did a google image search for "clown face expression" and imagined kicking each of them in the nuts one by one. My initial analysis suggests that kicking a clown in the nuts is pretty funny.

https://www.google.com/search?q=clown+f ... n&tbm=isch
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Tzan » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:39 pm

I was at the supermarket yesterday.
I have not seen a clown in the wild in decades.
Sure I have recently seen deer, coyotes, turkey, fox, even a lawyer.

So Imagine my shock and horror as I enter that front part of a supermarket that has the carriages... and see a fucking clown.
He was just standing there, quietly chatting with an market employee as if it was completely normal. :fist:

The market has just finished a major renovation.
Which means they have mixed up the location of all the items in the store, ya know, for the sake of improvement.
So now I have no fucking idea where anything is.

That entry area had a major make over, they even needed to jackhammer the concrete slab for some reason.
The only reason I can think of for a clown to be in the store, is because it was built over an ancient clown burial yard, which was disturbed by the construction.
A high priest native american clown was there to settle the spirits of his dead clown ancestors.
Possibly by spraying the site with holy seltzer water from his clown flower.


( seriously, there was a renovation and there was a clown, scary shit )
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