I was at the supermarket yesterday.
I have not seen a clown in the wild in decades.
Sure I have recently seen deer, coyotes, turkey, fox, even a lawyer.
So Imagine my shock and horror as I enter that front part of a supermarket that has the carriages... and see a fucking clown.
He was just standing there, quietly chatting with an market employee as if it was completely normal.
The market has just finished a major renovation.
Which means they have mixed up the location of all the items in the store, ya know, for the sake of improvement.
So now I have no fucking idea where anything is.
That entry area had a major make over, they even needed to jackhammer the concrete slab for some reason.
The only reason I can think of for a clown to be in the store, is because it was built over an ancient clown burial yard, which was disturbed by the construction.
A high priest native american clown was there to settle the spirits of his dead clown ancestors.
Possibly by spraying the site with holy seltzer water from his clown flower.
( seriously, there was a renovation and there was a clown, scary shit )