Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:31 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:So her parents aren't even aware of you? Change that.

You seem like the type of dude who gets attached to a girl and asks her farther for permission to marriage.


This is advancing at a totally normal rate for sure.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Apollyon » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:02 pm

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Apollyon wrote:It only recently occurred to me to use "Hey, wanna see my Lego collection?" as a pick up line. Gonna test that soon.

Edit: Posted before reading storytime. definitely going to use it!

I can confirm that this is a great line. Not only for attracting desirable people and giving them an excuse to come to your place, but also (and maybe more importantly) for repelling undesirable ones.


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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:46 pm

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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Brikguy0410 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:12 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:Yep, same plays the electric gutair, or whatever the one that makes you single is called, it just makes to much sense

What? Are you talking about the bass? And did you spell my name Same? WTF?
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samuelzz10 wrote:The topic name says it all. I'm hoping at least one person has had a similar situation and knows the answer to this question. (This is the only forum that I go to that isn't about guitars, so...)

Basically, my girlfriend's parents don't want her to come to my house. (I also can't go to their house)
Also, if she does come to my house, my mom said we have to always be in the living room. (as in, if we go upstairs and she finds out we can't date anymore)

Does anyone have a similar experience? Right now I'm thinking of just wearing a chastity belt over my pants at all times. (and no, we can't use the "say we're doing something else trick")

All that means is that she has responsible parents, I don't know who would let there daughter date YOU

Lol wtf, you don't even know me. And also, her parents haven't even seen me.
your so stupid hey can probably sense you with there weird parent super powers
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:58 pm

Brikguy0410, shut up for a fucking moment.

Apollyon got laid.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:27 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:I don't want to have sex until I'm 18. In the event of the microscopically small chance that my condom breaks or something like that, I wouldn't want to be a 15 year old dad.


Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:16 pm

Natalya wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:I don't want to have sex until I'm 18. In the event of the microscopically small chance that my condom breaks or something like that, I wouldn't want to be a 15 year old dad.


Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.


WAIT WHAT?

WHAT ABOUT MY VASECTOMY?
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Tzan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:23 pm

Holy shit I totally forgot that vasectomies causes pregnancy.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Colette » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:53 pm

Tzan wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that vasectomies causes pregnancy.

Tzan would know- I'd trust him on this
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby dilanski » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:23 pm

Colette wrote:
Tzan wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that vasectomies causes pregnancy.

Tzan would know- I'd trust him on this


Colette knows who would know - I'd trust him on this
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby stubby » Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:35 pm

Natalya wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.

Lesbian privilege y'all
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:28 am

stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.

Lesbian privilege y'all


She needs to check it.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Natalya » Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:13 pm

Kalvinator wrote:
stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.

Lesbian privilege y'all


She needs to check it.


I checked. It's still there.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Apollyon » Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:34 pm

Natalya wrote:
Kalvinator wrote:
stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.

Lesbian privilege y'all


She needs to check it.


I checked. It's still there.


Ah, the blissful heterosexual relief on the day menstruation arrives!
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:49 pm

Apollyon wrote:
Natalya wrote:
Kalvinator wrote:
stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:Holy shit I totally forgot that unprotected sex causes pregnancy.

Lesbian privilege y'all


She needs to check it.


I checked. It's still there.


Ah, the blissful heterosexual relief on the day menstruation arrives!



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