Overwatch_Elite wrote:But I'm different. I always tip my fedora to all women in the vicinity and end every sentence to a girl with "m'lady".
I'm thinking of making a new faction. BrikWars needs some explanation for why there are so few female minifigures compared to the male ones, and also some way to alienate redditors. Obviously we need some kind of Fedoranuker conspiracy to keep femfigs in their place.
The solution: The secret order of Fedorables. Every time a female fig is caught acting with some goal other than living up to a male fig's fantasy, the Fedorables start crying and throwing temper tantrums until the female figs are disgusted and leave. And if that doesn't work, they escalate to phase 2: pooping in their diapers.