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Re: OP

Postby Colette » Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:12 pm

Natalya wrote:...see a movie or go to a park and walk around or go get dinner or ride go-karts or play violent video games or listen to live music somewhere (usually a bad idea) or, the best one ever, play Lego together...

Woah, lego? That's not a date, it sounds too fun to be one. If I'm lucky I can get my mom or dad to play legos with me once a year.
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Re: Decisions

Postby stubby » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:29 pm

Colette wrote:
Natalya wrote:...see a movie or go to a park and walk around or go get dinner or ride go-karts or play violent video games or listen to live music somewhere (usually a bad idea) or, the best one ever, play Lego together...

Woah, lego? That's not a date, it sounds too fun to be one. If I'm lucky I can get my mom or dad to play legos with me once a year.

:protip: Do not date your mom or dad

:protip: if you're not having fun on a date, it's a failed date. cancel the date and try again some other time.
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Re: Decisions

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:39 pm

stubby wrote::protip: Do not date your mom or dad


why not?
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Re: Decisions

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:47 am

Well, you've all given me some food for thought. Thanks.
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Re: Decisions

Postby stubby » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:02 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
stubby wrote: :protip: Do not date your mom or dad

why not?

Because they're MINE
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Re: Decisions

Postby Colette » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:23 pm

stubby wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:
stubby wrote: :protip: Do not date your mom or dad

why not?

Because they're MINE

Actually the mom belongs to Warhead.
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Re: Decisions

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:28 pm

So stubby is dating my dad?
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Re: Decisions

Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:03 pm

No, stubby IS your dad.
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Re: OP

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:44 pm

Natalya wrote: :protip: Try asking out girls who you know have a boyfriend first just to get some experience with dealing with rejection. It will be easier because you know the outcome going in.

I can't tell if you're joking, but word will spread you're an asshole if you do this.

Natalya wrote: The point of dates is to get talking to the girl and get to know them. That's why I don't recommend movies as a first date even though they do have other advantages.

Movies do make good conversational points, so if you have nothing to talk about you can just talk about the movie.
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Re: Decisions

Postby stubby » Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:30 am

Zupponn wrote:No, stubby IS your dad.

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Re: OP

Postby Natalya » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:43 am

stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:You should have stopped texting her the second she said she had a boyfriend. I hope you did.

Whoa! Girlfriendzoned!

I know. It's because instead of wasting time on her he needs to:
stubby wrote:Pursue somebody else in the meantime.
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Re: OP

Postby Natalya » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:45 am

samuelzz10 wrote:
Natalya wrote: :protip: Try asking out girls who you know have a boyfriend first just to get some experience with dealing with rejection. It will be easier because you know the outcome going in.

I can't tell if you're joking, but word will spread you're an asshole if you do this.

I guess he could also just ask some friends who are girls to practice that. But then they might get offended that he isn't asking them out, because highschool.
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Re: Decisions

Postby stubby » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:11 pm

stubby wrote:The secret order of Fedorables. Every time a female fig is caught acting with some goal other than living up to a male fig's fantasy, the Fedorables start crying and throwing temper tantrums until the female figs are disgusted and leave. And if that doesn't work, they escalate to phase 2: pooping in their diapers.


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Re: Decisions

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:11 pm

Bro ur fukin beta
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Re: Decisions

Postby stubby » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:23 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Bro ur fukin beta

Thank you, thank you

I posted this to twitter and not a single person showed up to tell me I'm beta. I was super disappointed right up until now. But you fulfill my troll.
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