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How to do fun stuff

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:16 am

Take Charcoal. Mix with sulphur. Add Nitrate. Light on fire.

I work as a Pyrotechnician, so i thougt i could share this with ya'll.
Edit: I just realized this: There sort of needs to be a warning, so...
WARNING! Do not do this unless under supervision of a 21+ person who knows how to be mature and not play with fucking gunpowder.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby loafofcheese » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:23 am

That's too boring and easy, how about making methamphetamine instead.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:24 am

loafofcheese wrote:That's too boring and easy, how about making methamphetamine instead.

I make explosives. Meth? I buy that.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:08 am

Maverick wrote:
loafofcheese wrote:That's too boring and easy, how about making methamphetamine instead.

I make explosives. Meth? I buy that.

Let's see some pics of either you making explosives or meth.

BUT WAIT LET ME GUESS even though you make so much money with drugs you can't afford a camera?
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:11 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Maverick wrote:
loafofcheese wrote:That's too boring and easy, how about making methamphetamine instead.

I make explosives. Meth? I buy that.

Let's see some pics of either you making explosives or meth.

BUT WAIT LET ME GUESS even though you make so much money with drugs you can't afford a camera?

I said i BOUGHT meth. When i make some more explosives i'll send a picture. Pyrotechnics is an art. Shit, i'm starting to sound like Deidara.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:26 pm

Lighting shit on fire is hella fun though. Pyrotechnics is overly complicated though. If you want some fun with fire, get some Styrofoam, petroleum, an empty beer bottle, and a rag. Napalm molotov right there. Best redneck pastime if I do say so myself.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Zupponn » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:46 pm

Bug spray and a lighter.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Brikguy0410 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:06 pm

What the hell is pyrotechniain?
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:51 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:What the hell is pyrotechniain?

Could you really not be arsed to look it up on google?
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Maverick » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:45 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:What the hell is pyrotechniain?

A professional explosives/demolition/putsstuffonfire guy.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:56 pm

So, you make bombs for the Danish military?
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Maverick » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:37 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:So, you make bombs for the Danish military?

No i teach engineer troops how to. And i help downing old buildings.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Nimja » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:15 am

You have an awesome job.
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Brikguy0410 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:49 pm

Cool
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Re: How to do fun stuff

Postby Nimja » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:24 pm

I was talking to Maverik.
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