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4chan Problem (Now with tractor anal penetration & Warhead)

Postby Natalya » Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:54 pm

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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:20 pm

You have two choices:

A) Go to tumblr or reddit instead. If you go to tumblr you'll become an annoying SJW, but if you go to reddit you'll become a euphoric atheist. Both are pretty horrible fates.

B) Take a roofie after going on 4chan. You'll forget all about it. If you can't remember your asshole posts, you won't know you're turned into an asshole.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby dilanski » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:33 pm

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Advice? :(


Yes, but your awesomeness balances out, so don't worry about it. As long as it doesn't snowball, and create some kind of all encompassing internet arsehole large than a 4K resolution goatse gif.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby aoffan23 » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:31 am

I don't go on 4chan and I still think I'm an asshole, so you're still ahead in that respect.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:11 pm

I haven't noticed any change.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:34 pm

>implying anon is natalya
>implying that 4chan somehow makes you an awesome person
>implying that being awesome negates assholish behavior
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>mfw it's not even greentext
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Silverdream » Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:06 pm

IVhorseman wrote:>implying anon is natalya
>implying that 4chan somehow makes you an awesome person
>implying that being awesome negates assholish behavior
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif
>mfw it's not even greentext


Greentexting outside of 4chan? Literally worse than reddit.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby dilanski » Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:18 pm

Silverdream wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:>implying anon is natalya
>implying that 4chan somehow makes you an awesome person
>implying that being awesome negates assholish behavior
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif
>mfw it's not even greentext


Greentexting outside of 4chan? Literally worse than reddit.


I didn't know anything could be worse than reddit without being literally AIDS.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Silverdream » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:26 pm

dilanski wrote:I didn't know anything could be worse than reddit without being literally AIDS.


AIDS is not a death sentence, I'd say AIDS is highly preferable to reddit.

In all seriousness though, when does the Narwhal Bacon?
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby dilanski » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:07 am

Silverdream wrote:
dilanski wrote:I didn't know anything could be worse than reddit without being literally AIDS.


AIDS is not a death sentence, I'd say AIDS is highly preferable to reddit.


This isn't a choice between having AIDS, or having reddit, this is a choice between having Freddie back, and being all reddity about how bad reddit is.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:03 am

>implying I give a fuck about greentexting outside of anywhere, anytime.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:53 am

IVhorseman wrote:>implying anon is natalya
>implying that 4chan somehow makes you an awesome person
>implying that being awesome negates assholish behavior
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif
>mfw it's not even greentext

> implying

4chan is turning me into an asshole. Every time I go there I waste my life and I start saying mean shit mostly because I disagree with the people I'm talking to. But the people I'm talking to are dickwads, or at least they say horrible things, so I don't feel totally awful, but still.

I guess my real problem is I want to know the best way to combat stupidity.


> implying stupidity can even be combatted

inb4CutYourLossesAndWalkAway
I don't agree with "just walk away from dumb" because IMO that's defeatist.
I know that asking questions is like a really powerful way to change someone's mind because it requires them to think to come up with an answer, but I probably suck at asking the right ones. Also, the wall of bullshit I'm going up against usually appears insurmountable. Furthermore, I am a limited being without a perfect world theory.

Except on the BrikWars Forum. Here I am your omnipotent goddess and you will both worship me and obey.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:13 pm

Why not switch from /b/ to /tg/?

After all, /tg/ is the only board you will ever need . . .
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:32 pm

Natalya wrote:I don't agree with "just walk away from dumb" because IMO that's defeatist.


You must be more American than you thought.
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Re: 4chan Problem

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:27 pm

Natalya wrote:4chan is turning me into an asshole. Every time I go there I waste my life and I start saying mean shit mostly because I disagree with the people I'm talking to. But the people I'm talking to are dickwads, or at least they say horrible things, so I don't feel totally awful, but still.

I guess my real problem is I want to know the best way to combat stupidity.

Since I am the best at combating stupidity and convincing people whom I disagree with, I suggest you search back through the archives for any of my numerous "debates" with Bragallot. My rhetorical techniques are proven to reliably convince my opponents to change their positions and impress all the appreciative spectators.



ha ha psyche. Trying to convince anybody of anything on the internet is a lost cause.
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