List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

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List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:16 am

Every time I try to get some stuff off Bricklink, my Mum asks me again and again: Don't you have the Parts already? as if simply asking the question could somehow multiply the amount of Phaleks I have and paint then White and green.
She also repeats again and again and again: It might not arrive!, despite the fact that all my previous purchases arrived exactly on the days I said to myself: Aaaah wouldn't it be great if I opened my letter box and it was there?

She also goes into a strop, Shouts lots, makes me go to bed and pretends I didn't ask the question the next day, and other stuff.

I need you, yes you the forum goer reading this, to say on this here topic how many times using Bricklink has gone prefectly well and stuff like that;

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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby Kommander Ken » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:48 am

What.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:50 am

motorhead fan wrote:I need you, yes you the forum goer reading this, to say on this here topic how many times using Bricklink has gone prefectly well and stuff like that;

Thanks


I used Bricklink once, then got cancer.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:55 am

Brikwars cured me of my cancer.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:42 pm

Once I was shopping at Bricklink and started chatting with the lady who ran the storefront I bought from. Naturally we ended up fucking. Now whenever I shop at a BrickLink store, I start thinking about what kind of neckbeard basement dweller probably runs it, and I quickly shut down the browser rather than risk a repeat performance.

So, you can tell your mom that shopping on BrickLink doesn't always end with you having sex with a neckbeard basement dweller.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:28 pm

stubby wrote:Once I was shopping at Bricklink and started chatting with the lady who ran the storefront I bought from. Naturally we ended up fucking. Now whenever I shop at a BrickLink store, I start thinking about what kind of neckbeard basement dweller probably runs it, and I quickly shut down the browser rather than risk a repeat performance.

So, you can tell your mom that shopping on BrickLink doesn't always end with you having sex with a neckbeard basement dweller.

Do you have any tips for multiplying the chance that it does?
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:20 pm

stubby wrote:Once I was shopping at Bricklink and started chatting with the lady who ran the storefront I bought from. Naturally we ended up fucking. Now whenever I shop at a BrickLink store, I start thinking about what kind of neckbeard basement dweller probably runs it, and I quickly shut down the browser rather than risk a repeat performance.

So, you can tell your mom that shopping on BrickLink doesn't always end with you having sex with a neckbeard basement dweller.


Didn't Whitenun have a bricklink store?
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Your mom is just looking for excuses for why she shouldn't spend her money on something she doesn't think you need. Our logic and examples simply can't combat that, because she'll find another excuse soon enough. Make your own money, buy your own legos. like a GROWN-ASS MAN-CHILD.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:27 am

Well I already have about 170 Francs lying around and a bank card, my Mum seems presuaded it won't work online, And the papaers telling me what I can and can not do with it has gone missing! Great!

and Stubby, did you get your Bricks?
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:11 am

Oh he got the bricks alright.

And she got the dick.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:04 am

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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby stubby » Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:27 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
stubby wrote:So, you can tell your mom that shopping on BrickLink doesn't always end with you having sex with a neckbeard basement dweller.

Do you have any tips for multiplying the chance that it does?

It's all in choosing the right BrickLink name. Like "LovesBears69" or "TakeMeToYourBasement" or something like that.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby stubby » Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:09 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:Oh he got the bricks alright.

And she got the dick.

I was about to say "I never said the seller was a 'she!'"

But then I checked again, and I guess I did. So you win this round.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:15 am

stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Oh he got the bricks alright.

And she got the dick.

I was about to say "I never said the seller was a 'she!'"

But then I checked again, and I guess I did. So you win this round.


Yep, you definitely said "she".

Although you have now heavily disturbed me to know that on your list of things you would "give the dick for the brick", a basement dwelling grognard neckbeard/sperglord would be on there, complete with its very own tickbox.

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. And a lot on the floor.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:34 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Yep, you definitely said "she".

Although you have now heavily disturbed me to know that on your list of things you would "give the dick for the brick", a basement dwelling grognard neckbeard/sperglord would be on there, complete with its very own tickbox.

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. And a lot on the floor.

You could probably find someone on bricklink with a vomit fetish and get some bricks out of the deal.
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Re: List of excuses i can use to get stuff off of Bricklink!

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:36 am

Yeah this sounds worth it.
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