Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

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Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Silverdream » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:49 pm

Here is the e-mail thread where Rayhawk does something right. I'm putting a bunch of 9s between each email.

Dear mike
Why am I banned? What did I do? Was I being a n00b or dimmy? I was going to post my online brikwar and it is almost over. What did I do wrong?
from a confused silvadream.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Man, I saw the word "good" posted 1,716 times and I couldn't help
myself. Maybe I'll unban you tomorrow.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Okay thank you it will never happen again
from a happy silvadream

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Congratulations! You're unbanned as of thirty seconds ago. 7 people
thought I should unban you, while 15 people thought you should stay
banned. Luckily I rarely do what anyone tells me.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Hello Mike
Why am I banned again?
From Silvadream

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

I had to delete so many of your posts again! Do you think I just have
all the free time in the world? Everybody writes empty meaningless
posts once in awhile that I have to delete, but with you it's like 20
at a time! You barely even wait for a single other person to reply
before posting again, and it's something just as empty and forgettable
as the one before! How many threads today were you posting every
other post for a whole page? Great works of literature like ":O" or
"ah" or "true" or "naruto blows donkeys"! It's ridiculous! Do you
have any idea what a pain in the ass it is for me to keep cleaning up
your litter day after day after day? Even james+burgundy has more
interesting things to say, and he's practically retarded. You POST
TOO MUCH.

I haven't decided yet whether I'm going to unban the silvadream
account, but I'm thinking probably no. I haven't banned your email or
IP address, so maybe you can get a new account and start over. If you
do, for the love of christ, don't hit the post button unless you
actually have something to say. You're wasting a massive amount of
everyone's time and you don't seem to care at all. Here's a good
question to ask yourself when you're about to post something: how
likely is it that someone reading this will say, "that was awesome,
I'm sure glad he posted that?" If the answer is "not very fucking
likely," then DON'T HIT THE FUCKING POST BUTTON.

- Mike.

P.S. A bunch of members of my family either just died or are dying so
I may be in a worse mood than usual.

P.P.S. I'm still pissed at you though.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

P.P.P.S. I recognize that last email was much more harsh than was necessary.

P.P.P.P.S. Nonetheless I am still pissed.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Fine I won't post unless its absolutely important. Go ahead delete my account I just wanna read maybe post a couple brikwars battles
Nevertheless you probably won't let me onto the site. Also my dad's friend's Father died recenty.
From Silvadream the half troll

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Hey Rayhawk
This is a new online store selling custom star wars minifigs that I think you and the brikwars community would like to know about.
http://clonearmycustoms.com/cgi-bin/index.pl
It also has custom star wars guns.
From Silvadream




I can't find that email with Rayhawk and his friends' opinions on banning me. I did find these two from 2010 though:

> It appears I have been banned. May I ask why?

Couldn't really say, I banned so many people this week that I don't
actually know which one you are.

Oh wait, there you are, Silverdream, how did I forget that. Well,
yeah. For everyone else, I had actual reasons to ban them, but in
your case I figured that since I was banning a bunch of people anyway
I might as well toss you in for tradition's sake. So, no reason at
all really, except that being completely unfair struck me as funny for
some reason. I'll get everybody back online pretty soon once I'm done
pruning Lt. Krus and solvess's post history.

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

> Alright then, I'm guessing the spamming of "A necro is fine too"

Nah, it's so much less fun for me if there was actually a good reason.
Anyway you're back in, I couldn't find enough silverdream posts worth
deleting so I lost interest.
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Blitzen » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:59 pm

I don't know why you had to type out (or copy I guess) so many words. In fact, I can sum your post up in just one.

Justice.
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Silverdream » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:43 pm

I agree. It was necessary for me to become Silverdream.
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Blitzen » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:09 pm

No that's not how agreeing works. You can't just say "I agree" and then make a random statement, you have to follow up with the logical extrapolation of what I said.

For example:
how agreeing works wrote:
Blitzen wrote:Justice.

I agree. Silv(a/er)dream deserves to feel the pain that he has inflicted unto others reflected back at himself. (Rayhawk/stubby) did the right thing in banning him, repeatedly. Maybe he will finally grow from this moment. (Although it is doubtful.)
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:12 pm

Blitzen wrote:No that's not how agreeing works. You can't just say "I agree" and then make a random statement, you have to follow up with the logical extrapolation of what I said.

For example:
how agreeing works wrote:
Blitzen wrote:Justice.

I agree. Silv(a/er)dream deserves to feel the pain that he has inflicted unto others reflected back at himself. (Rayhawk/stubby) did the right thing in banning him, repeatedly. Maybe he will finally grow from this moment. (Although it is doubtful.)

You're going to give silva ptsd
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Silverdream » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:43 pm

I agree, I was really annoying and deserved to be banned.

That better? Because this did benefit me as well, I don't think I would have earned my PhD without it.
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Natalya » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:55 pm

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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:48 pm

Natalya wrote:Poop hat Degree

fun fact from now every time i quote someone they will be in green
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:55 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Natalya wrote:Poop hat Degree

fun fact from now every time i quote someone they will be in green


You forgot the >
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Natalya » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:54 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Natalya wrote:Poop hat Degree

fun fact from now every time i quote someone they will be in green


You forgot the >
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Natalya » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:55 am

Moved to Advice because that's where threads about crying 13-yr-olds belong.
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:02 am

Natalya wrote:Moved to Advice because that's where threads about crying 13-yr-olds belong.

don't you mean watched over?
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:45 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Natalya wrote:Moved to Advice because that's where threads about crying 13-yr-olds belong.

don't you mean watched over?


You forgot the >
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:01 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Natalya wrote:Moved to Advice because that's where threads about crying 13-yr-olds belong.

don't you mean watched over?


You forgot the >

Im not greentexting
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Re: Rayhawk makes a 13 year old cry

Postby stubby » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:38 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Natalya wrote:Moved to Advice because that's where threads about crying 13-yr-olds belong.

don't you mean watched over?

Don't you mean every internet forum?

Now that I'm reading these old emails again, they're pretty weak. They represent a very early stage in my yelling-at-teenagers technique. I got way better at these by the time I was banning PandoraNuker on the regular.

The j+b line was pretty good though. I forgot that he was the forum's original Brikguy, just with a lot more Lego.

Speaking of which, I finally pulled a page from the j+b playbook and loaded up on blood from pick-a-brick:

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