[BF16] History

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[BF16] History

Post by Silverdream » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:29 am

On the planet of Darstradradaskadrapraska, war had been waged. War had been waged for thousands of years. This of course, was no problem to anyone. In fact, many neighbours and visitors to the planet of Darstradradaskadrapraska had even taken part in the many battles taking place on this world. The problem, was space.

Over the course of thousands of years of war on the planet of Darstradradaskadrapraska, bodies had accumulated to the point where they had completely covered the ground. Destroyed ships, planes, and weaponized sharks had completely covered the oceans and lakes. Large straws, being both portable and cheap were used to gather water through the endless corpse mounds. This had angered local historians, who refused to stand by the desecration of Indian, American, Bavarian, Trattorian, Vol, Iceworld, Space Pirate, Space Police, Assyrian, and Lietuvan burial grounds.

Historians are minifigs obsessed with what happened several turns ago. They like to look back on moments passed, and remark on how much better they were than today. They exist in a small river section on an unknown world called the History Channel. Despite being from such a small, underwater area, Historians wage war against all people messing with past battles, believing that the preservation of violence should exist for the sake of their children's children. New battles are simply annoying, and when they're in important battle sites, they must be ended by force. Unfortunately, this paradox has resulted in many Historians fighting other Historians for fighting other Historians on a past battleground.

Among the enemies of Historians are time travellers. The most well known force to use time travelling teknology, the Time Travelling Super Jews have inspired a deep anti-semitism and Piltogg-fetishism in the History Channel. The other great enemies are janitors, who disturb battlegrounds with their incessant cleaning. In the History Channel, the hatred of janitors has lead to a love of the dirtier elements of foreign culture, such as duck hunting, pawn shops, and vikings.

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Re: [BF16] History

Post by Tzan » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:53 pm

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Re: [BF16] History

Post by Vami IV » Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:52 pm

Concept and Theme: 5
Form: 9
Voice: 5
Style: 9

Total: 28
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Re: [BF16] History

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Concept and Theme: 4/10
Form: 8/10
Voice: 6/10
Style: 12/20

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Re: [BF16] History

Post by Scratch » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:03 pm

Concept and Theme -- 7
Form -- 6
Voice -- 7
Style -- 16
total 36
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Re: [BF16] History

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:20 pm

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Re: [BF16] History

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