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Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Scratch » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:53 am

So, I was thinking that we could have some brikwars in the afterlife. If we can take lego with us (unlikely) or whichever deity is hosting has a stockpile (very likely)

However, we should all convert to the same religion so we can battle in the same afterlife. So I will make a pros/cons list for each afterlife, feel free to contribute ideas or any afterlifes I have missed.

THE LIST

Heaven:
Pros: Eternal Bliss
Cons: Disapproving glares from angles

Hell:
Pros: Satan might want to play
Cons: Eternal suffering

Reincarnation:
Pros: Get to be a cool animal!
Cons: No thumbs

The Fields of Aaru:
Pros: Heart Eating Demons
Cons: Heart Eating Demons

Hades:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Basically hell with roman pillars.

Valhalla:
Pros: Lots of good snacks and mead
Cons: lego may be knocked over by drunk vikings

Sheol:
Pros: Not hell
Cons: Pretty boring after a while

Mormonism:
Pros: Own world, could be full of lego
Cons: Sexism

Atheism Void:
Pros: Protoss may hang around
Cons: Pretty boring after a while

Astral Plate:
Pros: Dread Pirate 2x2
Cons: None

I may have missed some, and will add them in if I have.

Once we have all converted to the same religion, we can plan out the meeting in more specifics.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Silverdream » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:21 am

You forgot about the Rainbow Bridge.
Pros: All your old Dogs are there
Cons: You'd be too busy crying out of joy and trying to play with all of them.

Also Equestria
Pros: Probably Lego somewhere and you get to be a pwny.
Cons: Most of you guys are speciesist and want all the nice pwnies to die.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Zupponn » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:52 pm

Sovengard:
Pros: Awesome Nords to brikwar against.
Cons: No chance of even coming close to beating said Nords.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:46 pm

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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby pkbrennan » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:28 am

Summerland (Celtic Mythology)

Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Tzan » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:25 am

Pre-Mortum Brikwars

Pros: Inside ur Mom
Cons: Inside ur Dad
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby RunsWithLegos » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:23 am

pkbrennan wrote:Summerland (Celtic Mythology)

Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?


maybe we could get them to play?
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby stubby » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:32 am

I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby pkbrennan » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:23 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:
pkbrennan wrote:Summerland (Celtic Mythology)

Pros: Nice scenery, quiet brooks, loads of animals to hunt for food that reincarnate themselves each day.
Cons: Where are we gonna put the bloody tables where they won't get tampered with by nymphs / minor gods / goddesses?


maybe we could get them to play?


We could, but the Gods and Goddess will try to dominate the game and argue who should have godly precedence - gods or goddess. Then the nymphs would get frisky with the players and you try rolling dice when they are doing that to you under the table...
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby sjosten » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:33 pm

stubby wrote:I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.

Yeah, but managing that would just make everyone's turn take an eon or three.
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby RunsWithLegos » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:41 pm

pkbrennan wrote:you try rolling dice when they are doing that to you under the table...



i'll start practicing just to be sure... just need to ask the gf.....
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Scribonius » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:42 pm

Huh...

Mictlan (Aztec)
Pro: Afterlife is kind of boring (underworld with lots of caves, etc)
Con: Aztec gods like sacrifice a little too much, liklihood of Lego bricks being around low.

Egyptian Afterlife...
Pro: Kind of a nice place if you're of higher rank, and the Ancient Egyptians were great at building stuff, so the chance of presence of Lego bricks is increased GREATLY.
Con: If you're low ranked, you get reincarnated to be the servants of the nobility...
Big Issue: Ammut might eat you instead... that whole "heart weighs as much as a feather" thing...
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Re: Post-Mortum Brikwars

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:50 am

stubby wrote:I heard the Asterial Plate has over 15,000 minifigs.


Asterial Plane
Pros: 15,000 Minifigs
Cons: Ruled by Asterios, all of the minifigs look the same, and very few other creations.
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