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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:34 am

why is anal orifice the way it is, anyway?
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:51 am

Putting things in my anal orifice helps me to remember them.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby stubby » Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:56 pm

IVhorseman wrote:why is anal orifice the way it is, anyway?

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Because it's hilarious every time someone forgets about it.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:53 pm

And it makes romantic dramas into romantic comedies...

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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:57 am

IVhorseman wrote:41. caltrops can be picked up one-by-one over a long period of time


Or all at once using a big-ass electromagnet. Then your enemy switches to using aluminum caltrops, and you begin to wonder why you didn't just clear them with explosives in the first place.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby stubby » Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:18 pm

Kirillyos wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:There's a couple rules (carrying capacities being one of them) that if you treated the same way every time, the game would turn out retarded.

Yeah, I get what you mean. If they applied universally across the board, my Roman Signifer would be in bad shape...
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Actually a battle standard gets a specific rule for not causing encumbrance in the 2005 rules.

BW2005 wrote:A Standard doesn’t necessarily have any “existence” as an in-game object if it's not convenient. Its main purpose is to act as a navigational symbol for the players rather than as a physical equipment item for a unit (although a Standard may be mounted on a "real" equipment item, such as a pennant that’s attached to a knight’s lance). A soldier holding a banner in one hand may still use a Two-Handed Weapon held in the other hand as if he weren't holding the banner, for instance.

Standards don’t cost any CP, and players may choose to add or remove Standards from the battle at will as new Squads form and old Squads dissolve. In general, minifigs should not be allowed to use a “non-existing” Standard as a weapon or tool (especially a Standard that “magically appeared” in the middle of battle) unless they’re using it to do something funny enough that the other players are laughing too hard to object.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:32 pm

Oh, right! I almost forgot about the battle standard rules!
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:16 pm

57. So do the launcher payload rules for travel time and parabolic arc apply to rockets as well? Or do rockets travel in a straight line and impact their targets on the same turn?
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby stubby » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:14 am

Nope, rockets use their own range and firing rules rather than the launcher's.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:39 pm

stubby wrote:Nope, rockets use their own range and firing rules rather than the launcher's.


58. Right, but can you fire them over walls?

59. If a big rocket is traveling 12+ inches, does it close the distance in one turn or take two turns?
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Gungnir » Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:04 am

Kirillyos wrote:58. Right, but can you fire them over walls?

Why go over a wall when you can go through it?
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:43 pm

Gungnir wrote:
Kirillyos wrote:58. Right, but can you fire them over walls?

Why go over a wall when you can go through it?


Well, if it's your own wall... or if the wall is made of stacked barrels of radioactive waste...
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Gungnir » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:19 am

Kirillyos wrote:
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Kirillyos wrote:58. Right, but can you fire them over walls?

Why go over a wall when you can go through it?


Well, if it's your own wall... or if the wall is made of stacked barrels of radioactive waste...

Irrelevant.
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:26 pm

Yes!!! CHARGE WITH RECKLESS ABANDON!!! ALL ENEMIES MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
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Re: Newbish n00b questions, MkII

Postby Kirillyos » Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:22 pm

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