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by **IVhorseman** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:47 pm

they're to whoever came up with the idea, although i have a sneaking suspicion that you're the same person. if you are the same person, be a man (or a "strong woman", as the feminists would love) and admit it. if you're NOT the same person, i have low respect for both of you for a) him being too much of a sissy to make his own account on these forums to defend his statements and b) you for being spineless enough to let him make you do his dirty work for him.

by **doodstormer** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:24 pm

Doomstormer

*twitch*
Doodstormer, dammit! Next time I'll have a bloody Grammar Piltogg Blitzkrieg!

Anyway, in the field of "killing everything that moves", there are a few exceptions:
1. Hero is My Little penises
2. Hero is God Almighty
3. Hero has an awesome hairdo
4. Player who owns hero is a 9-foot Quarterback that has served time in prison.

If said hero doesn't meet these criteria, following should result, in order they are listed:
1. Hero's head explodes in brilliant 8-bit color.
2. Hero's comrades wet themselves
3. Wrath of God
4. Banana bread
5. Player who owns said hero gets beaten with a steel chair
6. Same player is run over by a cement truck
7. Commercials
8. Dump cement from truck on same player.
9. Stab him to death with thumbtacks
10. Take his stuff

Make sure to closely follow each step of the procedure!

by **Tuefish** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:44 am

I once played a game of Brikwars with my friend without stats of Any kind, it was awesome. It was a pirate ship battle, after I had shot down all his masts, he shot my pilot in the arm, causing him to wrench the ship's wheel, which made my ship run his over, then fall over. only 1 minifig survived.

by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:15 am

Tuefish wrote:I once played a game of Brikwars with my friend without stats of Any kind, it was awesome. It was a pirate ship battle, after I had shot down all his masts, he shot my pilot in the arm, causing him to wrench the ship's wheel, which made my ship run his over, then fall over. only 1 minifig survived.

Wait, how does it work without stats?

by **Almighty Benny** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:36 am

I dunno, I read somewhere that you need like at most level 2 intelligence with +7 imagination spec

by **Rody** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:35 am

and wasn't there a modifier that resulted in for every level of intelligence substract 2 levels of imagination

by **rulebender101** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:02 pm

IVhorseman wrote:

they're to whoever came up with the idea, although i have a sneaking suspicion that you're the same person. if you are the same person, be a man (or a "strong woman", as the feminists would love) and admit it. if you're NOT the same person, i have low respect for both of you for a) him being too much of a sissy to make his own account on these forums to defend his statements and b) you for being spineless enough to let him make you do his dirty work for him.

He is a different person, but he is a older sibling. He didn't create his own acount because he was too lazy to, so he forced me to convey the message

by **IVhorseman** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:04 pm

how the hell could you be "forced" to do it for him? just about every possible consequence i can think of that he'd do to you for not doing this for him would be more difficult than signing up himself and doing it.

by **rulebender101** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:28 pm

trust me, he is illogical, if he is too lazy to do something he will do something else, even if it is more work.

by **Rayhawk** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:39 pm

Bah. The more we talk about this, the more that guy just sounds like an asshole with no value to humanity. Therefore the rulebender101 account is banhammered for continuing to remind me about him.

Justice served!

by **rulebender102** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:52 pm

I am very hurt by being banned, I only told the truth.

WHY?!?

by **rulebender102** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:53 pm

why was my location changed? I like to be somewhere?, but banhammered is okay

by **Rayhawk** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:35 pm

Oh for goodness' sake. It's not like the terms of service are a secret. There's only one rule you can really break, and you broke it.

link: TERMS OF SERVICE

I didn't banhammer you, I just banhammered that account, in the hopes that you'd have a chance to start over fresh without continuing to be a troll (or surrogate troll). Now I'm just banning the IP instead.

by **501stCadians** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:18 pm

Rayhawk wrote:Oh for goodness' sake. It's not like the terms of service are a secret. There's only one rule you can really break, and you broke it.

link: TERMS OF SERVICE

I didn't banhammer you, I just banhammered that account, in the hopes that you'd have a chance to start over fresh without continuing to be a troll (or surrogate troll). Now I'm just banning the IP instead.

Justice Is served Again!

by **Pvt Expendable** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:49 am

bANNA bREAD?.....

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