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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:57 pm

My Tiny Tank blows up, all the time. No heroic feat can save him! We're talking something with the defence of a tank and smallness of a motorcycle here. Maybe it's because we use so many bionicle, huge mechs and elephants for him to equal much.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:14 am

So my firend and I were playing a game when he yelled "it's choppa time!" and slaughtered my forces with a T1-Typhoon in just two turns.
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:34 am

No, dad, no!
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:19 pm

My inside joke was after one of my soldiers got slaughtered with a window frame. my friends little brother started saying window in a really funny voice and now we say WWWIIINDOW all of the time.
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Postby Jaye Tea » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:45 pm

in one brikwar I used a flame thrower to lit my opponents dino attack trex on fire. then it ran around catching everything on fire. so now when someone has a rampage of destruction, we say "you just pulled a flaming T-rex on me"
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Postby Adean » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:46 pm

Re-fried black beans. RE-FRIED BLACK BEANS! RE-FRIED BLACK BEANS!! YAAAAAAHHHH!!!1!!one!!!!
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Postby Tarren » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:54 pm

The inside joke in our little groups is probably the Cheeky Walrus.
I kid you not, we have a tank, and it looks like a walrus. it was a tank that I modified (with my friend) and I stuck a cage bar for teeth, two white 1x1 rounds wor the tusks, and it has a windshield for a face.
and it always, ALWAYS has a soda machine hanging on to the back, and a 1x1 flat that does about a 20d20 on explosion, it's pure hilarity.
another inside joke, witch was mentioned in another thread, is its plasma sticky grenade cannon. It took out a whole TWO teams, because it shot a 2d6 plasma grenade onto the side of an imperial dropship, it exploded, killing everyone on board, landed on a building, crushing the supports underneath it, and crushing another few.
Needless to say, that was on the second turn.
and, I had my uber-mech, with the massive railcannon, and it failed epically, it couldnt even HIT that dropship from 2 incehs away, and then the plasma grenade landed, and it was all over.
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Postby Adean » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:14 pm

Picz? I wanna see the walrus with the soda machine.
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Postby Tarren » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:58 am

IDK, it has a nasty habit of getting obliterated by people who can't keep their damn hands off of it.
I'll see if it's still intact, and I'll get a camera.
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Postby Mohawk » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:51 pm

Well, whenever Darth Maul dies in our BrikWars games, he always falls off a cliff, severed in two at the pantsline.

And ALL glass is bulletproof, and gets to roll 2d6 in its own defense. This is because we had one battle where I sent several minifigs after my opponent's mini-vehicle, all of which were using halberds or other heavy axes, and every time I scored a hit, the glass got a 6 in its own defense and did NOT break. (This was before we learned that inanimate objects don't roll for their own defense.)

Also, when most people Critical Failure at magic, they summon JawJaws. We, on the other hand, like to bring in more exotic creatures, such as Abraham Lincoln and Sigmund Freud, the latter of which also appears whenever a minifig is skewered with a weapon at least 2 and a half inches long, usually while saying, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar". (If that last one is too crude for you guys, I'll delete it from this post.)
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:34 pm

I shat bricks the other day when I found out that Darth Maul survived after being sliced in half.
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Postby ahp77 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:42 pm

Bonn-o-Tron wrote:I shat bricks the other day when I found out that Darth Maul survived after being sliced in half.


yeah, really scary. Happened in book 7, yes?
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:49 pm

I have no idea when it happened, but I read about it on Wookiepedia instead of doing my work when I was at school.
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Postby Natalya » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:35 am

All I know is that somewhere in the rulebook or the wiki it says something about the Nega-Bloktrix coming from some place called the Negaverse... Well, the Negaverse is a sort of alternate dimension in Sailor Moon where the enemies of the first season come from. This made me lol irl.
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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:38 am

NatalyaAF wrote:Well, the Negaverse is a sort of alternate dimension in Sailor Moon where the enemies of the first season come from.


i totally remembered that too, but i was only a fan of sailor moon until i was about ten.
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