made to order stat cards

[james+burgundy]

Well iv been wanting to do this for a bit so here it is. You give be the stats the picture if you can and any thing else you want on a stat card a and i will make you a stat card.

I can do abut one card a week i think it will be one a first come first serve bases so the first one in gets in when i say i am full i mean it so done be asking i will post when i can do another one. i can draw on photo-shop very well so if you can get your own picture it would be better. I will try to do the best i can but the first one will be a bit rough.

[The Lizard King]

Hey, great Idea, here's my request:
Jaw-Jaw stat card
Stats:
Move: 5"
Armor: 3
Skill: 1d6
TL: 1 (Tribal)
Stupidity: 1d6-1
Cost: 2 CP
Specialties: Evil
Attacked on Sight
Replication
Attacks: Bite UR:2 Rng:CC
Dmg: (2 Poison) + 1d6

I got that from the 2001 rulebook.
here's some pictures you can use too help you if you can't find any better ones:



For the basic colour of the card you should use brown.

Here's some extra info if you'd like:
The true origin and nature of JawJaw's Dungan species is a mystery, but it seems to be at least partially directed by some kind of collective hive mind. Rumors abound of a complex heirarchy of Dungan subspecies, including a mysterious Dungan Undermind, but these have never been confirmed. Dungans are especially attracted to the refuse of civilization, and typically breed in sewers and garbage dumps. Their favorite foods are garbage, rotting corpses, and sewage, although they can eat literally anything with no ill effect. JawJaw worshippers view the Dungan race as the physical embodiment of Nature's cycle of death and rebirth, destruction and recreation, and chaos and order.

JawJaws dress in filthy, slimy rags and matted fur pelts. Two huge, leprous ears drape over their backs; glowing orbs squint maliciously from their bulbous eyestalks, and rotting sewage drips from their crocodilian maws. Their breath alone is enough to kill the most hardened Trooper, and any chunk of flesh that gets chopped off can grow into a whole new Dungan. Their only weaknesses are their abysmal Stupidity and bizarre language (featuring "words" like 'meesa' and 'big bombad'), which seems expressly designed to force any intelligent species they encounter to react with homicidal rage.

[james+burgundy]

Here is is enjoy!

[IVhorseman]

well now with that done...

I think a sniper stat card would be neat to have drawn up. that's just the best picture i got off of a 4 second search off brickshelf, but you may be able to do better if you're so inclined. be sure to include the most recent stats we've agreed upon in the thread talking about this (although keep one without any actual stats on it in case we change our minds about how to snipe).

[james+burgundy]

Here he is it the i tired to follow the sniper specs i found as best as possible. the color is like stealth or something.

[Blitzen]

I love how you used two different types of brackets to enclose one datum.

[The Lizard King]

Love the Jaw Jaw card! Thanks!

[Leonardo812]

Those are pretty cool.

[IVhorseman]

did you save a blank copy of the sniper card? no offense, but our sniper stats aren't anything at all like what's written here. that's not saying you don't have good ideas (20/20 vision is a good way to verbalize that ability which we neglected to mention), but i may just tweak it myself to look the part of the current stat cards.

and i guess while we're sitting around, a medik card perhaps? i recommend just going on brikshelf again till you find something good, although i know for a FACT that a tablet-drawn medik preforming in-field surgery could be done extremely well.

[james+burgundy]

well i need to know where the stats i foud some sniper stats and used them so if you want me to fix it i need to know where the stats are and with the midk i need to see the stats.

[DarkWolf]

well i need to know where the stats i foud some sniper stats and used them so if you want me to fix it i need to know where the stats are and with the midk i need to see the stats.

First page of the Custom Designed Minifig thread, you'll find IVHorsemen's version of the Sniper.

[IVhorseman]

well that was the first incarnation. we whittled it down into something finer eventually.

[Timedude]

I know you're revising the Sniper at the moment, but my whenever you finish, I'd like to request a 'Spongebob' card. I know, what a stupid idea, right? Well, listen up...

He should be like Dimmys and Jaw-jaws. A sort of 'how much lower will Lego sink' kinda thing. So, something as equally repulsive would be nice. And yes, I'm asking you for one because I have no ideas. Maybe some form of damage reduction? I mean, he's full of holes. Who says they're not stabbing and gunshot wounds?

Anyway, just follow your instincts. We can fine tune later...

Thanks, man!
Timedude

[Rody]

AAAAAAAAAArgh the horror the horror spongebob has even invaded into the minds of the purest people, all is lost, the world will be over soon.

all i can think of is that he probably has the ability to absorb damage and water. and have the ability to annoy people to death.

[james+burgundy]

I will make one but he won't be worth putting on the battle field i mean he will have like armor 1d6 -4 and things like that i hate sponge bob so this will be a good way to relse anger at the sponge.