Heroic Feats

[Rody]

destroy a helicopter by having a paper aircraft crash into it at hypersonice speeds

[pesgores]

-Have imagination

You know, HF just aren't took from somewhere else, they are invented in the moment, wiht the environment you have. You have to give us an environment so we can think some off.

In the middle of a battle between Clones and Droids, you are a Jedi.
-Slaughter 100 droids.
-Eat fried Droids(fry them with your lightsaber)
-Win a RGS race
-Create a giant mech with Droid parts

You know, i can't just do it. I must have a battlefield and minifigs so i know what to do.

[Silent-sigfig]

Highlights from my games:

-A hero destroys the last plant, sucking all of the air out of the world.
-Something involving sheep.
-Mime-killing.
-Acting like oscer wilde.

Of course, you can't come up with them beforehand, but the real fun is in HEROIC FAILURES!

[C.B. STUDIOS]

thank you thread and forum

one of rodys post helped me with my homework

[HeartOfDarkness]

Wait! One more!

-After being dismembered, drag yourself to the nearest building with your teeth. Gnaw the supports off, causing it to topple onto the nearest enemy troops.

Yes, this actually happened in a battle. I think the hero was eventually killed by having a baseplate dropped on him.

[Atomsk]

Wait! One more!

-After being dismembered, drag yourself to the nearest building with your teeth. Gnaw the supports off, causing it to topple onto the nearest enemy troops.

Yes, this actually happened in a battle. I think the hero was eventually killed by having a baseplate dropped on him.

Did this hero by any chance have long hair and kill a lion with his bare hands earlier in the game?

[Tuefish]

Read a Norse saga, they're full of heroic feats.
also:
-using a Unicycle as a mount and impaling the enemy hero with a lance.
-throwing a flaming cat onto an enemies face.
-making a magnet by striking a metal rod so that the molecules align, then using it as a mace by swinging it into a robot, and gathering weight and velocity with each robot or vehicle that sticks to it after being hit.
-following the storyline of an episode of 'ghost in the shell'.
-Killing an enemy sniper with an unripe avocado to the face.
-Cutting Anything with a pair of plastic-coated safety scissors.

[Almighty Benny]

I know a lot about Norse mythology, and I don't think it includes flaming cats and robots

[Rayhawk]

I know a lot about Norse mythology, and I don't think it includes flaming cats and robots

You probably just got a bad translation. Loki is all about flaming cats and robots.

[Almighty Benny]

-making a magnet by striking a metal rod so that the molecules align, then using it as a mace by swinging it into a robot, and gathering weight and velocity with each robot or vehicle that sticks to it after being hit.

yeah, that actually sounds like something Thor would do.

Then who could forget about the legendary Tyr's mighty plastic scissors!

[youaredoome0]

Mmm, flaming cats...
The world is full of heroic feats. Just look at any object and imagine how it could violate the laws of physics in the most hilarious way possible.

[Shaeph]

That lord of the rings thing is hilarious

rolling 100 6's with one try
tossing a spear so hard it impales 4 people

[Matt]

Indiana Jones has some good ones, shoot straight through three natzies with a handgun,
stop a truck with a revolver(without shooting the pilot), stop a tank full of natzies riding a horse armed only with a pistol.

EDIT: Nice to see another PA resident!

[unrealzombiekiller]

1:jump of a giant mountain into a tank,miraculously destroying all the troops inside and still be alive.
2:use some random items around to fix a vehicle aka give it a turret,repair a wheel etc
3:yank the hand off a enemy and use it as a boomerang, then throw it through a cockpit of a vehicle riping the pilots head off then bring it back to beat up the minifig you that you riped there hand off.
4:bust down the door to a room(no matter what type) then using it to kill the upcoming enemy's
5:grab the gas tank off of some vehicle lying around , make it into a bomb then chuck it at the nearest building with enemy's by it ,then make the debris fall on them killing them ALL!MAUHAHAHA!
6:use the radiation from a just blown up nuke to make yourself into a mutant giving you the powers of well, superman...
7:use a truck as a battering ram.
8:make a vortex in your hand that consumes the nearest enemy's.
9:sharpen a knife on the nearest tank,mountain,etc the split a atom to make a nuclear explosion.
10:use a small magnifying glass and harness the powers of the sun and burn threw a bunch of enemy's (good for some sort of professor)
11:use mind control to make a enemy choke on there own blood.
12:summon a group of suicide bomber dimmys with 10'move
13:use a harpoon gun to shoot threw a enemy capital ship with that has 1d20+20...then bring it toward the planet you are on jumping away so it doesn't crush you.
14:drink a 32 ounce pop in half a second then make a sonic boom burp...that pushes the moon all the way to Pluto.

[Greenkey15]

1. Summon My Little penises, having him go on a Roundhouse-Rampage behind enemy lines, and eventually cloning himself 100 quadrillion times, and all of them detonating with a 100 quadrillion megaton blast, and all the shrapnel turning into 100 quadrillion My Little penises, this going on for about 300 billion years, eventually filling the universe with cloned My Little penises.

2. Use nothing but a cheeseburger to kill your enemy's hero

3. Call upon the power of Hippies to spawn a dimmie, using him to carry a 10 megaton bomb filled with flaming cats into belgium for no reason

4. Repeat #1 using John Rambo instead of My Little penises.

5. Call upon the power of all things small and razgrizzly to spawn a 700 foot tall rabid wolverine made with nothing but rubber bands (don't ask where to get that many rubber bands)