GOD
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GOD
by dilanski » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:25 pm
GOD is an all powerful dude who basically pwn's everything to hell, he is allowed to do everything he want's aslong as it doesn't upset the balance of the game, GOD's come in many forms. he is invincible but only comes into play if someone needs punishing, if something needs doing or sorting out he'll have 'Asexual' to have a son then let him sort it out.[/quote]
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by lrdofbricks » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:13 pm
i believe this was already a thread that got moved to the random stuff section, locked, then deleted.
LEGION- fear it
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"manliness= X(warhead+piltog)^2/James+burgandy"
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by Warhead » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:38 pm
I make a counter proposal.
God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it.
God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it.
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by dilanski » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:54 pm
Warhead wrote:I make a counter proposal.
God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it.
warhead, it had to be you that wrote an awesome essay on god.
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by The Shadowscythe » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:55 pm
Google is god - I thought we all knew this answer by now?
FUCK YOU WARHEAD.
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
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by Ranger S2H » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:36 pm
I think warhead just explained his way to get immortality
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if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?
if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?
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by tahthing » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:03 pm
This thread was a butt hurt central, i think any thread with a title containing the word "god" should be deleted on sight, like the word filters their should be a thread filter that deletes these and seens a message to the poster saying "please do not post this thread again".
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by Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:18 pm
What is this G-D you speak of?
Substory: For some odd reason in Religious Studies at school, I was "elected" Class Jesus. ???
Substory: For some odd reason in Religious Studies at school, I was "elected" Class Jesus. ???
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by muffinman42 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:47 pm
Magic Soap wrote:Class Jesus. ???
HAHAHAHA.
We have a "jesus" but thats his name (really!).
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by Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:43 pm
No really, my teacher thinks Angels and Demons is Blasphemy, and then he gave us homework to write a speech on why we think we should be "Class Jesus". ???
We also have "Class Pope".
that emoticon is strangely appropriate.
We also have "Class Pope".
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