Dungan Peesaber

[Tzan]

Posting this here because the other post got buried and locked.


Just poking through the 2010 rules, which were easy to find.
I was reading the note about lightsabers, then I started thinking about different words besides beamsabers.

So I figured since Dungans use a Poo-on-a-Stick, they might also use a:

Peesaber: A 3 foot length of glowing yellow Dungan pee encased in an energy field.

It does normal weapon damage.

In addition it also does "splash" damage. All units adjacent to and including the attacked minifig suffer another normal attack. If successful the unit loses a turn wiping the pee off his face.
Dungan's are immune to splash damage from a Peesaber.

If losing a turn is too severe: The unit drops all carried items to wipe the pee off. This is a quick action and will cost 3" of movement. Picking up items off the ground is free.

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Do we need a brown Poosaber?
A 3 foot length of glowing brown Dungan liquefied poo encased in an energy field.

Could use the same rules I suppose.

[Theblackdog]

Hmm. Where could these rules be?...

Eh, it's not like it's going to make a big difference in my houserules.

Anyway, I love the Peesaber idea. The Poosaber's role is probably already taken by the basic Poo on a Stik, but you could still develop some interesting range weapons from this.

[Gungnir]

In addition it also does "splash" damage.

Lol.

[warman45]

maybey acid damage.

[Theblackdog]

Dear God am I computer illiterate. That took like 20 times longer than it should have.

[OneEye589]

Me too.

[mr.duckie]

congratulations on not being completely inept.

by any chance does your brain run on windows 95?

[Hoboman]

congratulations on not being completely inept.

by any chance does your brain run on windows 95?

Kind of an ironic pot and kettle moment here.

[warman45]

so, anyone have anything on-topic to say... or should i lock this thread?

[Silent-sigfig]

I'm fairly sure that stubby said that "evil" is how he chose mods.

[Warhead]

I like the peesabre idea but for Dungans I prefer to stick to poo... um. I've been thinking of making a "Shitstorm" Dungan shotgun.

[Tzan]

Well thats why there is a Poosaber.
Bottom of the first post.

[stubby]

Really, I think the solution is a sod-off shitgun.

[Silent-sigfig]

I've been thinking of making a "Shitstorm" Dungan shitgun.

Fix'd
Also what about a feces thrower?

Diarrhea projector?

[Gungnir]

ITT: Weaponizing bodily excrement.
Projectile Vomit.

Really, I think the solution is a sodd-off shitgun.

Fix'd.