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Postby spikerboy95 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:23 pm

i have used Dale and Earl
Dale is police officer who doesn't know what is legal or not
Earl is and exploding midget with a nightstick
they were going to be used in a battle but i blew the truck up that they were traveling in
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Postby Tarren » Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:06 pm

spikerboy95 wrote:Earl is and exploding midget with a nightstick

U kno how mine for fitch/
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Postby Jaye Tea » Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:50 pm

my floppy penis wrote:
spikerboy95 wrote:Earl is and exploding midget with a nightstick

U kno how mine for fitch/

I have no idea what my floppy penis is saying.
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Postby Tarren » Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:27 pm

I was making fun of him. You know what how I mine for fish is, right?
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Postby Giant Evil Rabbit Mech » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:23 pm

I used a few strange units before. First, I had Ideana Jones on a T-Rex. Poor Indy was takin down pretty quike, and his dino shot down by battle droids :(. My younger brother made a giant robo moose. It was used as a transport, carreing troobs into battle. It managed to trample some people before its head was blown off. Then there was the giant evil rabbit. It was good in close-combat, and had laser guns on its shoulders. It was the nastyest unit in the game and probebly took down the most people. Its strong armor protected it and it managed to stay intact.

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Postby tahthing » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:49 pm

my stranges unit would be the bunny ator a giant mech that was very large, saidly it went down on the first time since it was so easy to hit and due to its heavy weaponry was the obvious target, giant mechs=no good in small field games for 2 resons: 1 you spend all your cp on it and it still is made of cardboard and 2 its easy target.
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Postby En!gma » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:10 pm

The strangest units I've ever fielded were the 'Battle Bushes' A car chassis with a spinning bush on the front which dealt 3d20 damage to anyone it hit. These were built by a friend of mine for a lightly-planned game, therefore obviously unbalanced. However their influence hasn't been forgotten, I once built a 'Bush Gun' as an artifact. It shot bushes that couldn't move, but they could angry inch into anyone who got too close to deal 3d20 damage.
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Postby Strana » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:05 pm

Funniest unit porobably my airlifted fire breathing crocodile. dump him in an enemy formation and sit back to watch the fun.
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Postby Jaye Tea » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:59 pm

How about a squad of AK toting Squirrels. I used em once.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:32 am

I've made a Shocking Attack Gun (based on the 40k Shokk Attack Gun) but has not tested it in battle yet. It uses a D12 table to find out what happens to the teleported minifigs.
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Postby jpmanalo » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:21 am

I've got a whole pile of cavalry mounted on cows. Haven't used them in battle yet - they're going in alongside a squad of battlemechs.... :shock:

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Postby Professor Ken » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:42 am

I sometimes have Sigmund Freud show up and make commentary over some poor sap with a spear sticking out of his midsection. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar..."
Were it that simple...
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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:59 am

jpmanalo wrote:I've got a whole pile of cavalry mounted on cows. Haven't used them in battle yet - they're going in alongside a squad of battlemechs.... :shock:

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This is very good. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
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Postby pesgores » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:39 pm

Cowvalry

You just invented a new BrikWars concept.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:14 am

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