A MESSAGE FROM VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV TO THE BRAVE YET FRIGHTENED MEMBERS OF THE ANTI PWNIE ALLIANCE
I know you are worried about the Pwnie menace that spreads like a cancer across the stars, but fear not! for they can be defeated. Just recently my brave soldiers engaged
and massacred a Pwnie force, with minimal losses.
With my army's superior skills of Pwnie killing, I can help you against these equine monstrosities. I do not ask for much in return, only that you give up your sovereignity and let all your subjects, wealth and holdings be assimilated into my empire.
Together, we can wipe Ekvestria from the galaxy!
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.