our horrible sense of humour

[Natalya]

Your jokes were elementary at best. Maybe if you did more combinations you would end up with a better chemistry.

[GeneralOfDeath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

[mercury19]

This thread is very Boron. It needs some Chemistry puns to lighten the mode.

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

if you’re not part of the solution,
you’re part of the precipitate

Don't worry about the fire, after all Oxidants happen.

I would make more puns but all the good ones argon.

Oh man don't remind me! During my finals week, the entire board into chemistry room was covered in chem jokes!


" Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, and now they are alloys "

" how are Batman and sodium the same?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! "

" one atom says to another:
' I think I lost an electron! '
' are you sure? '
' I'm positive! '


I've been in NZ for a week, so I can't even remember half of them, but there were tons.

[Zupponn]

mercury

[muffinman42]

No! I will make chemistry jokes periodically.

[Kalvinator]

My friend asked me to make a joke about sodium, I told him

Na

[Silverdream]

Do I know a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

Fuck no.

[mercury19]

mercury

Her her her...

I actually didn't see that one. I wonder if that isotope actually exists...

Do I know a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

Fuck no.

Do I know an anti joke?


Na bro.