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Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:24 am

The brikverse is infested, and we are the exterminators. We have put aside petty rivalries and politics to come together for the sole purpose of destroying the pwny menace.

Member-states:
-Trattoria (colette)
-Republic of Independent Nations (Robot Monkey)
-Calvarian Empire (Ben-Jammin)
-Zupponn Mining Company (Zupponn)
-Inquistadores (Bragallot)
-Space Nazis (colette)
-Metal Warriors (BFenix)
-Menguu (Semaj Nagirrac)
-Luchardsko
-Shadovia
-Samuelzz10's faction
-Avokhan Empire

Discuss.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:30 am

The ZMC refuses to join this "Alliance" unless it gets paid. A lot.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:34 am

Zupponn wrote:The ZMC refuses to join this "Alliance" unless it gets paid. A lot.

You will receive 5 caskets of infinite maniac beer the Third Alliance stole from the AN alcohol vault.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:38 am

Colette wrote:
Zupponn wrote:The ZMC refuses to join this "Alliance" unless it gets paid. A lot.

You will receive 5 caskets of infinite maniac beer the Third Alliance stole from the AN alcohol vault.

Umm... the ZMC is in the Immortal Alliance. We get all the Maniac Beer that we can drink.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:41 am

Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:
Zupponn wrote:The ZMC refuses to join this "Alliance" unless it gets paid. A lot.

You will receive 5 caskets of infinite maniac beer the Third Alliance stole from the AN alcohol vault.

Umm... the ZMC is in the Immortal Alliance. We get all the Maniac Beer that we can drink.

State your price and we'll consider.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:47 am

Well, there's a nice group of asteroids in Trattorian space...
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:53 am

Zupponn wrote:Well, there's a nice group of asteroids in Trattorian space...

You are allowed to mine the GT asteroids on the five fringe systems. Each major mining site is to have one Trattorian supervisor. Otherwise there will be no interference and they will basically be yours.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:28 am

Sounds like a deal. Some ZMC mercenaries shall assist in this holy war.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:08 am

The Menggu Republic is proud to lend its support to the destruction of the pwnies. Seeing as how we are hosts to the Taizu Emperor of Da Ming, we will try to convince them join our noble cause.

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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Falk » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:54 am

The Empires of Luchardsko and Tredoria will help you defeat the Pwny menace.
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:37 pm

Request name change to "Conflict Protection Agency" or "Conflict Protection Alliance"
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:19 pm

The name doesn't matter- this alliance is hopefully temporary as it will be disbanded after we successfully terminate the pwnies and distribute the spoils of war.

EDIT: How does the idea of invading Ekvestria head on in a shock and awe attack sound?
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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:23 pm

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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:24 am

???, Fringe Space

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"I have intercepted a transmission claiming a mutual pact against the pwny menace. I have fought the non-lego since I was six years old, the youngest member of the Galaxy Patrol. Those were the d-"

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"I know these pwny bastards like I know my mercenaries. I know how they fight and how to fight them back. I failed to repel them from a friendship portal, a mistake that will haunt me for the rest of my life."

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"My co-ordinates are 1.2-Urghk."

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"1.2738574839 at the edge of the white sector. I demand to be brought on as an advisor to the main invasion and the commander of th-"

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"Die you ugly bastard!"

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(TL;DR I can basically explain stuff about pwnies to you guys in the form of General Blut. That way if you guys wanted to host battles you won't get confused and enraged. The two links below will explain who General Blut is.)

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Re: Anti-Pwny Alliance

Postby Colette » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:23 pm

Siri rises to the podium to speak.

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Siri: Spare the pwny scum of their pity. They gush about their connection with nature, their primal wisdom, but what has it brought them?

Where are their marvels of engineering? Their voyages of discovery? Their great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as they do, dwelt as they do, hunted as they do, lived as they do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. They have not.

They speak so proudly of the manes dangling from their skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and puppets. What little they have accomplished they attribute to the wisdom of their princess, who is nothing but an autocratic, gluttonous tyrant. She moors them to the past, serving as a leash that keeps them as little better than horses, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.

We have come to their worlds to purify the brikverse. Whether their actions drive us back or we cleanse and destroy, the outcome is the same. We will depart from their wretched planet, leaving them behind. And in a thousand years, they will not have changed from this contact with another world. They will remain in their stables, idly preaching friendship, communing with their princess, until their sun burns out and their world dies.

And above their tomb, the stars will belong to us. Our only solution lies in preemptive attack. We will fight terror with terror. The hostiles believe that Ekvestria is protected by their... princess. And when we destroy it, we will blast a crater in their racial memory so deep, that they won't come within 1,000 light-years of this galaxy ever again.

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