The kaosu buntai

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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:22 am

Battlegrinder wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:You think CIA servers hack easy? The anyomonous have no idea what they are doing, the servers they hack are duds set up to fool morons like them, I know this because my uncle used to work for homeland security, and also the government traces the locations of the hackers and then taps there phones and follow them and stuff also all the really important stuff is locked up in Area 51, and its so sensitive it is not even kept on a computer, but on paper files in a cabinet, to get to it you have to go through one of the most fortified military bases in the world


6) I seriously doubt the CIA's actual data servers could be hacked by an external agency (they probably don't have it connected to the internet for that exact reason), but the official website and such? Not too difficult.

7) If you actually compromised sensitive data, then yes, the government will go after you. Otherwise, they'll probably be able to lay low and avoid any government attention (I'm assuming that anonymous can hide themselves to at least some extent, as passing off the FRI and CIA would be almost suicidal if they could easily trace you down).

8) ROTFLMAO. Yeah, they total store all their secret files at area 51. I'm sure the analysts just love flying out to Nevada every time they need a sensitive document, they must be racking up the frequent flyer miles. You'd think it would make more sense to just keep sensitive materials under heavy guard down in Langley/Fort Mead/Qauntico/The Pentagon instead, so they could be reviewed and analyzed in a timely manner, but I guess not. Also, area 51 is not anywhere close to being one of the most fortified bases in the world. I'd be surprised if it's even in the top 50.


Maybe, but its still pretty well protected, did you know they have delta force snipers? There some of the best in the world
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby stubby » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:20 pm

cambriel wrote:Truthfully though, we would use hacking as a last resort. Quite frequently we would trick our way into an administrative position. It was a lot more fun to socially manipulate people than it was to just come in and hack their shit.

This is how you tell the results-oriented hackers from the showoffs. Social engineering is always the way to go.

But it'd be super difficult to social-engineer an admin position out of me. You could try all your tricks, but I have Mustafa-like levels of resistance to manipulation.
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: You'll have to kill me.
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers!
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: Dr. Evil!
Felicity: That was easy.
Austin: That was easy.
Felicity: Why did you tell us?
Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times. It just irritates me.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
Austin: (quickly) Where's Dr. Evil hiding?!
Mustafa: Damn! 3 times! He's hiding in the secret volcano lair.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: (spits) I spit at the question.
Austin: Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?
Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers.
Austin: Fine. (slowly) Where is Dr. Evil's secret... volcano... lair?
Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me.
Felicity: Aha! You have to answer. He asked you 3 times.
Mustafa: No, no, no! No. The second question was: "Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?". So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.
Austin: He's right.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:58 pm

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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:31 pm

He said Mustafa-like, Silva. It's actually five.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Silverdream » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:51 pm

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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:52 am

I am currently squatting and surfing.

It's like shitting clay, I am not sure I have enough fibre in my diet.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:40 am

You just need to drink moar water in a day.
They say 60 ounces, which is way too much for me, but do your best.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:17 pm

I usually drink a minimum of five pints of water a day, I'm strange apparently, as I like drinking water and not squash or juice/barley.

I also drink between zero and fucktonnes of coffee a day, my average is about three cups.

I may also indulge in the occasional half-pint of orange juice.

Does this add up to 60 ounces?
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:24 pm

Let me Google that for you.

1 pint = 16 oz
5 pint = 80 oz

So I guess your answer is to slow down on the Oxycodone.
It causes constipation.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby stubby » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:19 am

Silverdream wrote:Can I be an admin?
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No!
Never!
Of course not!

Silverdream wrote:Can I be an admin?
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I already said no!
Well, okay. You twisted my arm.
Wait no!
No way!
Nice try, but I'm not so easily tricked!
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:56 am

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Offer: If you let me be admin, I'll clean your shoes with my tongue. Yes, I know this means I have to start over in requesting things.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby stubby » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:30 pm

Gross, I don't need your dirty tongue all over my fine shoes.

Too late. The ninth and tenth requests shall be no more successful than the first, second, third, fourth, sixth, seventh or eighth ones, and somewhat less successful than the fifth.
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:32 pm

What about the eleventh?
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:26 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:What about the eleventh?

I request it now calling 11th request
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Re: The kaosu buntai

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:10 pm

stubby wrote:
cambriel wrote:Truthfully though, we would use hacking as a last resort. Quite frequently we would trick our way into an administrative position. It was a lot more fun to socially manipulate people than it was to just come in and hack their shit.

This is how you tell the results-oriented hackers from the showoffs. Social engineering is always the way to go.

But it'd be super difficult to social-engineer an admin position out of me. You could try all your tricks, but I have Mustafa-like levels of resistance to manipulation.
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: You'll have to kill me.
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers!
Austin: Who sent you?!
Mustafa: Dr. Evil!
Felicity: That was easy.
Austin: That was easy.
Felicity: Why did you tell us?
Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times. It just irritates me.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
Austin: Where is Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
Austin: (quickly) Where's Dr. Evil hiding?!
Mustafa: Damn! 3 times! He's hiding in the secret volcano lair.
Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa: (spits) I spit at the question.
Austin: Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?
Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers.
Austin: Fine. (slowly) Where is Dr. Evil's secret... volcano... lair?
Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me.
Felicity: Aha! You have to answer. He asked you 3 times.
Mustafa: No, no, no! No. The second question was: "Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?". So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.
Austin: He's right.

Who the hell is mustafa
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